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by Zimri
2-24-11
I stole something from a few people lunches today at work so I had something to eat.
I ended up with a large shredded wheat covered in tomato sauce and topped with a human finger.

Damnit, that's my bed you're laying in, my beer you're drinking, and MY CAT you're using as a **** warmer!
by Zimri, 11-30-10

CALL OF DUTY BLACKIPS FOREEEEHHHWIN!
Heh, you said "doody."
by Zimri, 11-17-10

by Zimri
10-28-10
Good morning. I see you are enjoying some coffee. How about I link you to a fabulous porn site to go with your beverage?
You're the best.
...because there's no viruses and its awesome, that's why.
Prepare for ultimate destruction lulz

by Zimri
10-03-10
Its nice out, great day for a wal---
YEAH, I enjoy the outdoors. I grew up out west so hiking and fishing was a big deal to my family. I even went hunting once with my father. Do you like to hunt?
I've never really bee--
I also like to do a lot of extreme sports like motocross and demolition derbies. i've even compeeted semi-professionally as a driver. Do you like motor sports?
Not reall---
You got the check right?

by Zimri
9-27-10
Did you get my texts last night?
I sent a few and got no response
No...
...you were drunk and using a crockpot.

by Zimri
9-27-10
What did you think of the salad?
BLAH!
How about the soup?
BLAH!
And the gumbo?
TOO MUCH OKRA!

by Zimri
9-23-10
Dear Jesus, how can I be a better Christian?
Well my son, trust in the word and...
...
Did you just shat yourself?

by Zimri
9-23-10
So thanks. Now my **** looks like a Hostess reject.
You got the check right?

by Zimri
9-23-10
So you got the check, right?

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