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by choadwarrior
2-16-20
So I'm sitting there on my tuffet and you won't believe what happened next!
What?
A spider sat down beside me!
Oh my god! What were you doing on the tuffet?
Eating my curds.
No whey!

by choadwarrior
1-26-20
NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed today in a fiery helicopter crash.
Helicopter?
More like Hella-Flopter.
Sorry. Clippers fan.

by choadwarrior
1-20-20
Why did you put up the Halloween decorations?
I put up the Martin Luther King Day decorations.
You put a skeleton on the door.
Yes.
Martin Luther King didn't look like a skeleton!
He does now.

by choadwarrior
12-30-19
Rampart, we have a 50 year-old male complaining of chest pains. BP is 180/100, pulse is 120, Respiration is normal.
10-4, 51, Start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.
Rampart, I have a possible rabies victim. Patient is frothing at the mouth, weak, and hallucinating.
10-4, 51, Start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.
Doctor, Roy and Johnny are calling in a decapitated body that has been incinerated beyond recognition.
Have them start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.

by choadwarrior
12-25-19
Now that all the presents are delivered, what are you going to do for Christmas, Santa?
Same thing everyone else does...
Go over to a relative's house...
And **** a cousin on a pile of coats.

by choadwarrior
12-07-19
What time is it? I need to scoot.
You mean you need to scratch your butt across the carpet like a dog?
No, I need to leave.
I do.

by choadwarrior
11-12-19
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
The Mandalorian.
THE MANDALORIAN!
The Mandalorian.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
Who is the cokehead who built Doc and Marty's time machine?

by choadwarrior
11-05-19
Feeling better today?
A bit...
I had a little plop-plop, fizz-fizz this morning.
Then I took some Alka-Seltzer.

by choadwarrior
10-20-19
I haven't seen you in a while.
I'm kid-proofing the house.
I see.
I'm going to have a three year-old here for the weekend.
Really? Whose?
I haven't decided yet.

by choadwarrior
10-19-19
California has a new law that lets people eat their own road kill.
You know what that means, right?
We're having Homeless Dude tonight!

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