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| All right let's take this new sexbot out for a test drive. SEXBOT: FELATIO | |
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| Wtf? Oh well. SEXBOT: HANDJOB | |
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| I can't believe this... Can you at least give me a Cosby Sweater? | |
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| well, most black people don't have enough health care so.. | |
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| please don't start any arguments that begin 'most black people' | |
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| ok you can do it, on one condition. | |
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| that you use it whenever you argue with your boyfriend. | |
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| i don't understand how you can be so callous and let people die when they could be saved by health care. | |
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| my people only had civil rights for 40 years. | |
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| we have only begun to be rich beyond the middle class and now you want to tax our asses off just on the off chance that you can save a life? | |
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| life is more valuable than money. | |
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| yeah, now that it's my money. | |
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| don't you find the obamacare individual mandate immensely ironic | |
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| it says that the only way we can pay for health care is by forcing everyone to buy health care | |
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| everybody is in the market for healthcare, it's just a market regulation. | |
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| that's like solving homelessness by making it illegal to be homeless. | |
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| you just don't care about the spirit of the law do you? | |
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| remind me of why we need government guaranteed access to health care insurance. | |
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| because if you don't get it, you're going to die. | |
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| if you die too soon, the world will be deprived of the good you could do. | |
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| you mean the government will be deprived of the taxes it could collect. | |
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| but we keep your social security benefits. | |
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| Ten years. I've spent the last 10 years of my life staring at a ****ing spreadsheet. I've wasted away my youth in a cubicle. Is this what I have to look forward to? | |
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| Thirty more years of sitting at a desk? I should just end it all. Do it, Greg. Grab the letter opener and cut your throat. Bleed out all over the keyboard! You can do it! | |
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| Greg! Hey Greg come quick! Amanda's having another one of her seizures in the breakroom and her skirt rolled up! You can totally see her panties! | |
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| But not before you take one last break! | |
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| That was one of the biggest days of the summer. | |
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| That day we separated the boys from the men. | |
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| Avoiding statutory **** was never fun. Sometimes we just had to do the right thing. | |
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| NOW can I get the multi cremation discount? | |
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| Terribly sorry, but the 5% discount only applies to orders of SEVEN Billion or more. | |
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| You should have hit the colon | |
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| I can no longer trust my diction | |
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| You should have used punctuation. | |
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| I pushed it down the stairs. | |
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| How am I gonna get this bat out of my house? | |
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| I'M NOT JUST A BAT, DAD! GOD, I'M YOUR SON! SHOW ME SOME FUCKING LOVE! | |
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| I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU? AREN'T YOU DUE ON THE SET OF GOOD BURGER 2, BIG MAN? | |
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