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latest comics from people Shadow_Artist is following

by ArtemisStrong
5-09-12
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by ArtemisStrong, 5-01-12

by r2_d2
4-22-12
Heaven, 2:30 p.m.
So how did you end up here?
Car accident. You?
I went swimming at the beach during my vacation to Florida.
So, you drowned? Shark attack?
No, there was a box jellyfish off the coast of New Zealand.
Let me guess: when you were alive, you ran a homeopathic medicine shoppe, didn't you?

by r2_d2
3-02-12
It's not that I'd win too much money. It's that I have just one interesting personal fact for the interview segment:
Some people collect stamps. Some people collect baseball cards. But our next contestant has a rather unique collection of his own:
That's right, Alex. I collect Popeye dolls. But not just any Popeye dolls—only Popeye dolls that I've won out of crane machines.
In fact, I'm in the process of verifying it with Guinness, because I do believe I have a legitimate claim to the World's Largest Crane Machine Popeye Dolls Collection title.
How large is your collection?
And except for the Guinness part (because I'm too cheap and lazy to do the paperwork), this is 100% true.
I have three such Popeyes.
I hate my job.

by ArtemisStrong
1-09-12
So much catsup. Too much ketchup.
Heinz©-bot, I'm really glad to have won you in the ConAgra® International Hot Dog Eatoff and Condiment Expo --but, you're just producing tomato sauce in excess. I'm gonna have to sell you.
But master! I can fix it! Please don't trade me on the droid black market. Give me 24 hours to adjust my topping-protocols, and I promise--you'll be much surprised.
Doodle-dootle-doo!
I make genocide now!
I'd normally be upset, but it looks like you settled on Armenians for your ethnic cleansing. Good! I hate those boar-****ers!

by r2_d2
12-05-11
Robin Hood?! Impossible! You and your Merry Men could never break through the defenses of Nottingham Castle!
I know what you're thinking, Sheriff. "Did he fire six arrows or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.
But being as this is a Welsh longbow, the most powerful bow in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Well, yes, actually, I am. I can see your quiver is empty.
Awww, ****.
GUARDS!

by RedfeatheR
8-25-11

by r2_d2
8-22-11
I need a lover who won't drive me crazy!
Some girl to thrill me, and then go away!
Hey, beggars can't be choosers.

by r2_d2
8-20-11
When I was your age it was common for a kid to get left out socially Friday morning because his parents wouldn't let them watch The Simpsons. Yet you kids have Jersey Shore and—
I don't believe you, old man.
Yes, the fact that know this means I'm over 30, which is why I get to start sentences with "When I was your age".
No, really. The Simpsons used to be on Thursday nights.
No, not that part.
I mean the part about one kid having multiple parents.
'strue. Not only did we know who our dads were, we actually lived in the same house as them.

by r2_d2
8-20-11
Suicide hotline, Jeff speaking.
I've got a problem here. I got fired eight months ago, and since the unemployment checks ran out, I still haven't found a job.
Well, sir, you have to understand that the economy's been hard for everyone—
—says the guy who's getting paid to answer the phone! I have no prospects. I went in to the garage and started up the truck.
Sir, I can't let you do this. I'm alerting the paramedics right now.
Yeah, well, call 'em off. With the price of gas these days, I couldn't build up enough exhaust to get the job done.

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