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by mandingo
5-23-12
christ, i'm high as Kilimanjaro and i need to make it past my parents without them noticing.
hey, sweety. you hungry?
i was BORN hungry!
a characteristic i still possess low these many years later.
GROUNDED.

by crabby
5-22-12

by mandingo
5-21-12
THANK YOU JESUS! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
yeah, i know where she is. i'm Jesus.
ALL THE GOOMBAS HAVE AIDS!
knew that too. pretty much know everything.
NOT SURE WHAT WE DO HERE!
want to hear how you die?

by crabby
5-16-12
Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question.
What?
How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios?
Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart.

by mandingo
5-16-12
it always cracks me up hearing christians make fun of mormons or scientology. i mean, have they read the bible?
it's like listening to a kid who still believes in Santa make fun of another kid for believing in the tooth fairy
i'm so glad i had you stuffed, black Steve.

by ZMannZilla
5-13-12
We've got reports that you were spotted near the scene of some vandalism last night.
Vandalism? No, let me explain...
I found an unlocked door at the warehouse, so I went in and broke a bunch of crates and pots, and took whatever I found inside of them.
Did you happen to see any vandals while you were doing that?
Hey, I don't snitch!

by ZMannZilla
5-13-12
Someone call a locksmith?
Yeah, it's me. I can't seem to get into my house. It's an orange door, I'm using the orange key, so I know that's not the problem.
There's your problem - you have an unfinished quest. Head downtown and see if anyone's got an exclamation point hovering over their head.
Perfect, thanks! What do I owe you?
500 Coins.
Cool. Send me the bill and I'll settle up after my quest.

by ZMannZilla
5-13-12
We pulled this man out of a car wreck. His cellphone battery was dead, which explains why we didn't find his car for two weeks.
His autopsy revealed multiple broken bones, a concussion, and some internal damage.
Did he die right away?
No, the cause of death was internal bleeding. He was alive for at least a day after the crash.
Really? So if he had a ham, he could have walked away from that crash!
This is why we recommend keeping at least two roasted chickens in the glove compartment for emergencies.

by ZMannZilla
5-13-12
Jenkins, that box contains the results of the Q3 analysis from last year. We need to send it to the egg-heads in the Denver office for forecasting.
Right away sir. What level of hero should I offer the job to?
Go with someone lower level. They're more likely to actually complete package delivery quests, and they'll take less experience points.
Very well. I'll go hang out downtown and wait without sleeping and eating for a hero to show up.
Y'know what would be awesome? If there was a company or service we could just give packages to, and they would deliver them for us.
*sigh* I know, right?

by mandingo
5-09-12
Kid Thunder!
Steve, my man!
Kid Thunder! where you been keeping yourself?
sock drawer!
that's a great nickname. were you a boxer?
nope. gassy child.

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