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| christ, i'm high as Kilimanjaro and i need to make it past my parents without them noticing. | |
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| a characteristic i still possess low these many years later. | |
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| THANK YOU JESUS! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! | |
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| yeah, i know where she is. i'm Jesus. | |
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| ALL THE GOOMBAS HAVE AIDS! | |
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| knew that too. pretty much know everything. | |
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| NOT SURE WHAT WE DO HERE! | |
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| want to hear how you die? | |
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| it always cracks me up hearing christians make fun of mormons or scientology. i mean, have they read the bible? | |
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| it's like listening to a kid who still believes in Santa make fun of another kid for believing in the tooth fairy | |
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| i'm so glad i had you stuffed, black Steve. | |
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| Kid Thunder! where you been keeping yourself? | |
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| that's a great nickname. were you a boxer? | |
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| do you hear that in the ceiling? | |
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| no, but i hear something behind this door. you check the attic, i'll check in here | |
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| christ god no! PLEASE NO! PLEASE GOD NO!!!! | |
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| huh, so it looks like i've thrown all my golf clubs in the lake except for two irons | |
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| a 4 iron and an 8 iron. but i need a 6 iron. i guess i could use the 4 and try to ease off a bit, but i think i'll use the 8 and really whack the **** out of it | |
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| who'm i kidding, even the gallery knows i'm just going to pile drive the caddy again | |
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| you know how we've all fantasized about killing someone? | |
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| no, can't say as i do. i mean, even the idea that such perverse thinking exists in this day and age makes me want to BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS HAMMER | |
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| well, would you look at that. | |
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| dude, i've got some bad news about your mom. we ran into each other at the mall and got to talking. then our hands accidentally touched. next thing you know we're checking into a hotel | |
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| christ! i don't want to hear this! | |
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| dude, relax. i'm doing that old trick where you tell someone the worst possible news so then the real news isn't as bad. the real news is that your mom was rushed to emergency and had a leg amputated | |
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| what?? how's that not worse?? what happened?? | |
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| right, so we check in as Mr. and Mrs. Smith... | |
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| HAHAHA! i'm reading this Agatha Christie book from the 1920's. listen to this: | |
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| "The old ***** took the seat next to me. The smell! Mothballs! She was dressed to dance in that modern style that always looks ridiculous on old pussies." | |
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| wonder what that means - "dressed to dance in that modern style"? | |
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| the old ***** must have been a flapper | |
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