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by umfumdisi
5-23-12

by umfumdisi
5-23-12

by umfumdisi
5-23-12
What do you think, James?
Underwater levels are annoying.
Lava level?
Yes, the lava is level. Har!
Can we at least hide the princess...
IN ANOTHER CASTLE? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

by umfumdisi
5-21-12
I'm ready to forgive you, Max.
Even after all the senseless violence, bloodshed, *****mongering and killing...
in your video games?
No, in your Bible.
Touché.

Hmmmm...how do I feel about the new FSA food safety requirements regarding the control of e. coli cross contamination?
by umfumdisi, 5-21-12

by umfumdisi
5-21-12
I'm gonna catch you, Pac-Jesus!
Not if I make it to the conversion pellet first, suckah!
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This game is stupid.

by umfumdisi
5-21-12
Hi, I'm looking for a short-sleeved knit gown. Do you have any?
Yes, we have two different styles.
Great.
We have some that are 48 inches and some that are 39 inches.
What's the difference between the two?
9 inches.

by umfumdisi
5-21-12
I wrote my email down so you can send it when you're done.
cassycat@email.com? I thought you were a dog person...
Oh, I do like some things doggy style.
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I think you dropped this.
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by choadwarrior
5-06-12
Adam, before I let you in, I just have one question.
What made you want to form a rap group?
Do you really think the world was ready for a Jewish punk band?

by choadwarrior
4-21-12
I need you to give me an update on the budget.
I'll get to that in a minute, but first... Did you know that nearly 100% of my income is raised by working here?
If you pledge an additional $100 a month, you'll continue to get all the great budget updates you already love, plus many other reports throughout the day.
Why should I pay you more when I don't have to?
I'll throw in this coffee cup.

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