people Smurph is following
Bargaintuan, BigFrank105, choadwarrior, DADDYCOOL, Fuj, Injokester, jes_lawson, lima, little_kitty, LuckyGuess, mandingo, mmyers, Papa, PhreakyChinchilla, pslock, xxausrottenxx
latest comics from people Smurph is following 
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| And there's this white whale. | |
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| but it says in the table of contents: "Chapter 4: The Priest seems Nice" but the whole chapter is torn out and burned | |
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| how could you possibly tell it was burned | |
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| Chapter 5's called "Burning Chapter 4" | |
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| Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope. | |
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| And now open the envelope and reveal the question. | |
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| What do you call the guy next to you at a circle jerk? | |
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| Looks like I'm the only one left. What am I going to do? | |
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| No infrastructure. No food, no water. No job...well, that's cool. No more responsibilities. And what will I do without my wife? My wife...is gone? MY WIFE!!! | |
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| Fighting headwinds for the last 40 miles sucked. | |
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| I know how you feel. I hate running against the wind. | |
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| Yeah, Bob Seger is pretty awful. | |
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| Hey, boss...your, uh, fly is down. | |
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| It's Sfaff Appreciation Week! | |
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Deputy David March, LA Sheriff's Dept
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| The deputy’s mother, said, “I know my son’s heart and I believe in his heart he would forgive this man for what he has done." | |
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End of Watch April 29, 2002
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| Mom, if I'm ever gunned down and left to bleed to death on the street... | |
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Killer sentenced to life in prison, 2007
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| Please know that the last thing I'd do is forgive the ******* who did it. | |
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| Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope. | |
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| And now open the envelope and reveal the question. | |
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| What do white supremacists call he Holocaust? | |
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| So I read that Dzokhar Tsarnaev used to smoke a lot of weed. | |
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| But then he stopped like a year ago. | |
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| Which proves that potsmokers never hurt anyone. | |
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| Sad news tonight...singer Chrissy Amphlett lost her struggle with breast cancer at age 53. | |
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| Amphlett was the lead singer of the 80's band Divinyls, whose biggest hit was the song, "I Touch Myself." | |
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| So let that be a lesson to you, ladies...once a month above the equator whether you need to or not. | |
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