Oh my, little girl! What do you like to do for fun?
Mostly I like to tease old hag-men like you into a frenzy and then leave them flat.
Do tell!
I think I'll let you give me a barium enema and then drip it out onto your ice cream while I recite dialogue from every episode of Full House. You will recite it back as_you_eat_the_ice_cream.