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by kaufman, 4-12-12

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
I thought I told you not to be here when people visit. It makes them uncomfortable.
And it doesn't make us uncomfortable to have unsupervised strangers around?
From now on, you can't be here during a showing.
Actually, according to the state police, I have to be on the premises for each showing.
I'm just going to let that hang there for maximum effect.

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
As you can see, the trim is all original...
Oh, I just adore original wood!
Is that what you call your husband?
Now onto the second floor.
This must have originally been an unfinished attic.
Yes, because bedrooms didn't exist in the 40s.
You know, it would be so much nicer to look at if there weren't all these moving boxes here.
You know what would be nicer? If people weren't traipsing through our home.

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
So this is how it works: We bring house hunters over whenever we feel like it...
That must be realtor speak for 8am.
...you have to leave the house so potential buyers won't be uncomfortable pawing through your valuables...
Yes, we wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable.
...and you clean up the place so it looks like you live in a catalog.
Question: Do people who live in catalogs have human skeletons in the dining room?

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
Hi, this is a realtor. Your landlord is putting the house on the market.
Oh, that's unfortunate. When are they doing this?
Tomorrow.
I...see.
This is just a courtesy call to let you know why strangers will be ogling your ****.
How courteous of our landlords to pass the buck to a stranger.

by kaufman
3-21-12
*urp*

by kaufman
3-21-12

by kaufman
3-21-12
Oh no, I should have asked you before I came home with you ... You're not circumcized, are you?
Uh, I am. What's the problem? Reduced sensation for you?
Oh no, nothing like that. It just means you'll have no ...
FOUR-skin!

by kaufman
3-21-12
Hey, wanna go back to my place?
That's a pretty bold line. Care to tell me what you've got that will make it worth my while?
I happen to know that this is a FOUR-panel comic, which means that I can last 33% longer.
Sounds fun. You're on!

by kaufman
3-17-12
If I am elected, I will bring America back to the gold standard.
College is for snobs. We need more ignorant rubes.
Nothing wrong with dumping your ailing wife and marrying your mistress. It's so nice I did it twice!
I'm just like you guys. I like grits and my wife drives two Cadillacs.
We are SOOOOOO ****ed.

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