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by kaufman
5-05-13
Hello, sir. We're collecting for Jesuses for Jews.
Hello, sir. We're collecting for Vietnambla.

by kaufman
5-05-13
Hello, I'm collecting for the March of Dimes.
Fair enough, I'll pledge you ten cents.
*******.
One month later ...
Hello, I'm collecting for the April of Hundred Dollar Bills.
****.

by kaufman
5-05-13
Hello, I'm collecting for the Salivation Army.
Don't you mean Salvation Army?
No, I don't think so.

by kaufman
5-05-13
Hello, I'm selling tickets for the policeman's ball.
I'm sorry, I don't dance.
It's not a dance, sir. It's a raffle.

by kaufman
3-16-13
Hey Luke, do you know how to spell "ejaculating?"
E-J-A-K ... hmmmm... I'm not sure, John. What do you need it for?
Oh, I've got a deadline in 20 minutes to turn in my gospel, and I just need to fill in the part about the time he was ejaculating pretty thunderously.
Oh yeah. That was ****in' hilarious. You NEED to put that in.
Well, I'll just write "Jesus w.e.p.t." Everyone'll know what I was talking about.

by kaufman
3-14-13
Mom, can you check if the mail came?
I checked ten minutes ago, and it hadn't come. What is it you're so impatient about anyway?
A piece of wood. I'm due for this month's board.
A piece of wood? Jesus, why does that interest you so?
Just look at this thing I'm nailed to, mom. It looks like a ****ing T. Eleven more pieces and I can finish my swastika.

by kaufman
3-14-13
... so then a bunch more drunkards come up to me and say, "Hey, turn my water into wine too!"
So I finally had enough and turned it all into wine. The oceans, the rivers, the glaciers, everything. All the water on earth.
Of course all the fish and algae died. And best of all, the oceans were all salty and full of dead fish, so when they tried to drink it, it tasted like crap.

by kaufman
2-22-13
The Category is "Most Popular", and the answer is: It is the most popular Star Wars movie in Transylvania.
What is The Vampire Strikes Back? Most Popular for $1600.
The most popular book among adolescent girls in Japan.
What is Are You There Godzilla, It's Me Margaret? Same category for $2000.
The answer is: During the 1990s, this was Andre Agassi's most watched movie.
What is Creature From The Blue Lagoon?

I told you before, NO WIRE BANDAGES!!!!
by kaufman, 2-22-13

by kaufman
2-22-13
o/` The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...
BRAAAIIIINNS!

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