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by Injokester
3-01-12
Bad news Chen, coffee will no longer be free in this office. From now on you'll have to get my refills from the company across the street.
But I can't get into their building without a pass, they have security.
Yes, but only on the first floor.
Now where do I get a form to requisition a hang-glider?

You're going on vacation? How can you leave us like this?
My boyfriend is finally going to be 21! We can stay at bars after 10!
by attitudechicka, 11-03-11

by attitudechicka
11-02-11
I don't understand why people get so offended by the phrase "Merry Christmas".
We live in a country that has a diverse culture. Hard to believe as it is, not everyone is Christian.
I don't see why not, and besides, people are just being friendly.
No one wants someone else's religion shoved down their throat. And I don't recall anyone wishing me a happy Yom Kippur.
What's a 'yum capper'?
Though, I'm not entirely sure that my love of food would make the holiday very pleasant for me.

Race ya for pinks?
by attitudechicka, 10-05-11

by attitudechicka
5-12-11
I was all mismatched at the game today, but I managed to get some killer Js in and the team was riding me while I was hot.
I'd like to ride you while you're hot. Do ya think I'm sexy?
Rod Stewart?!? Uh... yes
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
I'm not a woman, but I like small cottages on the beach.

by Injokester
2-10-11
Well Chen, is everything in place to be rid of these wretched koala bears?
Yes sir, but I really must protest that...
Nonsense Chen, release the Koala-Eating Baboons!
Sir, if you will just listen for a few moments I can point out that...
And prepare the Baboon-Eating Giant Squid and reverse scuba equipment!

by Injokester
2-10-11
The koala bears are disgusting Chen, I think they're defective. See what you can do with the warranty or a return of some sort.
I don't think there's much we can do there sir, they didn't some from a store.
In fact you had me go on a 3 month safari to Australia in order to capture them and smuggle them back into the country.
Ah yes, I do recall a requisition order for a shipping crate of some sort.
And you sent me 36 ultra-large condoms and a tube of lubricant, that's correct.

by Injokester
2-10-11
Chen, this rat infestation is getting out of control.
Those aren't rats sir, they're koala bears.
Why the hell are there koala bears all over the office Chen?
It was your idea sir, you felt it would improve moral to introduce some "fluffy critters"
Well these ones aren't fluffy, they're greasy and smell of their own expulsions. I want them gone!
By that logic we also need to get rid of the IT department.

by Injokester
2-10-11
Hey Gene, what do you get if you cross motor oil, a bag of prunes and 2 kittens?
I don't know.
Neither do I.
But whatever it is, there's about a litre of it in your blender.

by attitudechicka
12-12-10
I just want to be sure my nephew has just as much as the girls do.
Dan, you're my brother and I love you.
But it's about time that you know the truth about where babies come from: a sperm from a man fertilizes an egg from a woman.
Neither of those items that contributed to Travis came from you, so please stop taking responsibility for my parenting.

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