All comics by Stupid_Asshole

 

by Stupid_Asshole
5-12-01
Back in Stu's room...
You ever wondered why God hates you so much Stu?
Cant say that I have Suzy...
I figure it has something to do with the fact you mock all of creation with your existence...
....
okay... physical abuse it is...
You know, I am not paying to talk...

 

by Stupid_Asshole
5-12-01
Stu at work
I hate my job, some times I just need some time to let my bowls settle
WHOA! That is one huge ass cockroach!
actually....
and la la la life goes on...
Cool! Want to smoke a j?
I am not just your average Cockroach, part of a Maoist commune, we plan on bringing the revolution to the storage room...

 

by Stupid_Asshole
5-12-01
Hey your kind of cute.. wanna go out and get some coffee some time?
REALLY!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
If I get lucky, will you promise to go with me to church the next day to pray for our souls because of the dirty sinful acts we had commited?
Fin
Last time I put out at work
And then we can go sings wonderful hymns to fill us with the love of Jesus!

 

by Stupid_Asshole
5-13-01
In the chicken coup in Farmer Dan's house...
Tomorrow, my friend... The revolution will go down and the superiority of chickens over our barbaric masters humankind shall be established!
Cool!
Quiet you! You know that us chickens can read each others thoughts! Nimrod!
Oh yeah...
while Farmer Dan unsuspectingly watches reruns of TRL on MTV... [to be continued]
Hot dang! I would like to bonk that Britany Spears a couple of times on a pile of hay!

 

by Stupid_Asshole
5-14-01
Another day at work for Stu...
what is wrong...
oh nothing...
I have terminal cancer and I just found out I have two more days to live...
End
HAHAHAHA! THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT! Glad it is not me... That is for sure... But it is funny because it is NOT me... oh jeez, sorry, blah
I hate you so fucking much

 

by Stupid_Asshole
5-14-01
Stu tries beating off moments after taking some Viagra
oh yes.... ugghhh.... fuck...
goddamnit, this viagra isn't all its chocked up to be!
Ten minutes later Stu passes out from all the blood in his head rushing down to his dick... Dont mess with nature folks
guhhh...

 

by Stupid_Asshole
6-07-01
Stu on the prowl
gotta get laid... gotta get laid... gotta get laid... gotta get laid...
Shot down
Hey Baby! I just ate a big bucket of shrimp, wanna go screw?
Beat it fuck face, I have to exact my revenge on Kathy Lee Gifford for forcing my poor family to package her cd's in sweat shops in Indonesia
Hole in One!
Hey Baby! Wanna take a dump on a glass coffee table while lie under it and fiddle my dingey?
It will cost you twenty $30, 10 of that goes towards the herbal laxatives to get good and ready sweetie...

 

by Stupid_Asshole
6-08-01
Stan Stu's pad
whats up Stu? How is it going buddy? Everything is cool right, cool?
What the hell are you doing in my house? Did you just break in?
I didnyt break in the door was open in the front and I thought I would come in and make small talk, why are you always trying tosabotage our special neighborly friendship?
Goddamnit! You kicked in my new storm window in my room!
Oh Stan... you rascal...
She fell on a fork at my place...
Why the hell is there a dead hooker on my bed!?!

 

by Stupid_Asshole
6-08-01
Strange Days indeed
Jesus!
Jesus!
What?
The End
Get off the cross you douche, we need the fucking wood!
fuck you

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