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...tatas, funbags, chest meat, pillows, jugs, hangers, swayers, knockers, milkers, face-slappers, bombers, titties, teats, jigglers...
...wobblers, boobs, bouncy-bouncers, lactaters, boulders, flappers, ****-wrappers, bangers, bra-busters, traffic-stoppers, boobies, and breasts.
That's it?
That's it.
You would think the Urban Thesaraus would have more similes than that for my glorious double-D's,,,

AAAAAAAAA!! WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING??
DIDN'T YOU READ THE SIGN?
WHAT SIGN??
THE ONE THAT SAYS "NO PEDDLERS"!!
I'M NOT A PEDDLER!! I'M YOUR THIRD COUSIN, SAL, FROM NEW JERSEY!!
Oh. Sorry.

Dear diary... In retrospect, it probably wasn't a good idea booking my vacation on the moon. I'm bored off my ass because there's nothing to do here.
And, the next shuttle back to Earth won't be coming back until late 2014.
On the bright side, with gravity here being one-sixth of Earth's, I can shoot a load of cum fifty-three yards!

I don't know, dude...
But, if you ask me...
Well, I'll be...
...wearing pink bunny slippers in prison may not be a wise idea.
RCLG now has 70 followers

I don't know, Henrietta...
What don't you know?
I want to ask Mary out on a date, but I'm just a lowly mailroom boy, and she's Vice President of Overseas ***** Sales... What do you think?
You should ask her out... What's the worse that can happen?
I'd lose my $8.95 per hour job... Plus, I only have 28 years to my pension.
Boy, I'd hate to be in your shoes!

YOU CAN'T PUT ME IN A CAGE...
I'M A "FREE RANGE" CHICKEN!
YOU KILLED FARMER JOHN... YOU'RE GOING TO FRY FOR THIS!!
IT'S HEALTHIER IF YOU BROAST ME!
?

Suck my finger, fishy!
Fishy, fishy, fishy...
(Looks like Chester got into his daughter's ecstacy stash.)
SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT!

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, FRENCHIE, THAT I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR EURO-TRASH ATTITUDE!!
IF, I HAD MY WAY, WE'D ROUND UP ALL YOU FROGGOTS AND... AND... ARE YOU STARING AT MY TITS??
No.
WHY NOT???

Hmmmmm...
In retrospect...
...it probably wasn't a good idea mixing those avian steriods in with Tweey's birdseed.

All you have is goat's milk?
Yep.
How does it taste?
Not baaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Okay... Make mine a double.

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