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by Ranger77
8-20-17
The last time Chuck was like this, didn't you call his Mom for help?
Yeah. That was the first thing we did...
A few days ago....
...and the fact that I am 87 years old and went topless to Denny's is no one's ****in' business. I pay good money for those Banana Pecan pancakes and let me tell you birdie...
I just felt a flasback. Didn't go well, I'm thinking.
Yeah. You could say that.

by Ranger77
8-01-17
*(Chuck's Guide to Dating: The Series)
He's started "eep"-ing again*. My mother has destroyed his mind.
I find it hard to believe that your mom actually reduced someone to "eep"-ing just through her sexual antics.
Trump is on the record of saying he won't "grab her *****" because it grabs back.
True story.
She made me brownies a couple of weeks ago.

by Ranger77
7-31-17
I've decided we need to talk this out. It's been a few weeks..this thing with my Mom is getting out of control.
Actually I don't see how you can stand it. She's hard on her boyfriends. Really hard. Usually drives them a bit crazy. In a bad way.
You ARE okay aren't you?
*eep*

by Ranger77
7-02-17
Good...you answered my Skype call. Helena, you have to pull out of this. Yes, it's not the best situation but you asked us to understand you with the Trump stuff.
Now maybe it's time for YOU to dig deep and realize that yes, it's your Mom and Chuck but they are adults with their own free will. Like we respected your choices, you should respect that.
Did he tell you about how she ****s like a "greased weasel??"
So let's put that unfortunate detail aside for a moment...

by Ranger77
7-02-17
Chuck, Helena has gone into hiding. She's not responding to our calls and she refuses to talk to her mother.
She's, like, being silly.
It's her mother.
Helena and I were, like, never romantically involved. Besides her reaction to me telling her about playing "Find the Bunnyhole" with her mom was, like, a bit crazy.
This is some mad crazy revenge **** on your part isn't it?
Yep and her moms ****s like a greased weasel so...

by Ranger77
6-28-17
Mom?? What. The. Literal. FUCK?!?
I know you might be upset, but I really like the kid. He makes me laugh. The sex is decent.
Oh God. You know how you are...you go through men like a lawn mower. When you destroy him I'm going to have to pick up the pieces.
Chuck is...different. I know this is true because I took it to the next level. We did..."it."
Fucking Hell, are you kidding me??
Yep. The "Passion Propeller*" He took it well. Gonna keep him around for awhile....

by Ranger77
6-28-17
I'm just saying we can't go back...not now.
I'm not convinced we should stay.
We have to deal with one of our best friends being a Trump supporter. AND I don't like the idea of "Fleeing" this reality. Sounds cowardly.
Helena is her own woman. She's intelligent and has her own opinions. And its not FLEEING...its going back to somewhere better.
Chuck is ****ing Helena's mother.
Dammit. I'll UNPACK the lighter fluid and designer prehistoric coals I just bought. I HATE this responsibility ****...

by Ranger77
6-28-17
I just wanted to tell you I've gotten over it. You're, like, into the MAGA Orange dude. I get it. You're just a less hot than before, but that's okay.
Yeah. Gee. Thanks.
Besides I've, like found someone else. I'm dating and ****. Mature, funny in a, like, goofy way, ex-porn star and exotic dancer...
Ha. Sounds like my mother.
Dude. NO.

by Ranger77
6-14-17
Ok...It took months but I got ALL of you guys Dimensional Green Cards. You can go BACK. All of you. You can forget all this. You can flee this world!
"Flee."
Yes....
Um....what just happened?

by Ranger77
6-12-17
So she's normal then? Evil twins, Fembots, Dimensional doppleganger...none of that
I wish it was that easy. She's still our Helena Buckett. She just likes Trump.
Which means....we can disagree but should respect her opinion and still honor our friendship?
Yep.
Fuck. That sucks.
You're telling me. The whole "WalMart MAGA White Nationalists from Planet 10" story arc is officially on hold. "Fuck," indeed....

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