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by Ranger77
7-10-12
Meanwhile....
Defenders League, "LegDef".... whatever. They are a bunch of morons. You're getting worried over nothing.
Once again you a being shortsighted. They could be a threat. You are a fool for not thinking so. A pathetic, naive, fool.
Still haven't gotten over that "tentacle envy", have you?
It's not the size it's how you use it, *****! I mean .... er.... miscreant!

by Ranger77
7-07-12
Superheroes suck. You guys don't think. Just hit and hit and hit and pose for pictures. Disgusting.
What I would bring to your team is simple: Precision Rapid Protest Drumming! Let me show you the blog I wrote about it on my iPad...
Interview. You were supposed to INTERVIEW candidates....
Couldn't help it. He was part of the 99% that I usually throw out of windows. So...

by Ranger77
7-01-12
You didn't....
Yeah. I ran my big mouth AGAIN. What was I supposed to do?
Well it was a one time thing. It was probably good that you did say something. She was pretty wasted and she came on to you first so....
Yeah, I know. You're a good friend. I knew you would understand. Thanks for not making me feel bad.
You didn't mention anything about that freaky foot stuff did you?
Dammit, Toro...

by Ranger77
6-30-12
15 mins later...and an (uncomfortable) explanation later....
So...yeah.
Yeah. Ok.
(*Ranger's World - 3/7/06)
I was drunk and you were too and you insisted that ....well....like in the movie*....
Yeah. I was...pretty drunk. Yeah. I remember now. Somewhat. Uh...yeah.
You have nice...um....feet too.
Fucking catnip....

by Ranger77
6-28-12
Captain Justice has locked himself in a closet and Reaper has a goofy smile on his face that I can see despite the mask. What did you do??
I told the Cap'n if Reaper came back I would flash my tits at both of them I did. All three.
You don't have three tits. I've seen you naked in the shower.
Yeah. I know. It's a prosthetic device. Used it a few times with this guy I was dating a few years ago. Not cheap either. Had to get a plaster cast to get just the right...
Wait. When did you see my tits in the shower?!?

by Ranger77
6-27-12
Wow....I guess I didn't expect....
Yep.
That's....different. I mean....more than two, less than four or even, um...six.
I know. Some people actually call that "three", Reaper. Welcome back. *sigh*
I just assumed female...cats had an even number of.....
Are we done here?!

by Ranger77
6-26-12
"LegDef's" Orbital Fortress...
Not only no, but HELL NO!. I am not returning to this team.
Aw come on, CatLass. Everyone is coming back: EnergyGrrrl, Toro, Orgo... Maybe even Reaper!
6/26/12 5:32pm
Reaper?! HA! There is NO WAY he'll be back. If Reaper comes back, not only will I come back, but I'll flash both of you with my tits.
6/26/12 5:49pm
CatLass titties? Count me in.

by Ranger77
6-25-12
I OWN THIS HIGHWAY. NONE SHALL PASS....
If that is the case I will be forced to move you myself.
YOU WILL FIND I AM AN ANCIENT AND POWERFUL FORCE.
And I am Toro of the force for freedom and justice known as LegDef and....
DUDE. WAIT A MINUTE. LEG WHO?
You see?! The new name sucks. Now even ancient and powerful squid things think I'm a doof.

by Ranger77
6-25-12
Getting the "League of Defenders" back together is proving to be difficult....
Marvel thinks you are trying to capitalize off "The Avengers" and illegally using the name "Defenders"
That's just....silly.
DC is also ****ed. They don't like your use of the word "League."
That's just great! So what are we suppose to call ourselves?!
LegDef? What the hell?
If you say it to yourself enough, it doesn't sound like THAT much like a bad rap artist from Atlanta....

by Ranger77
6-23-12
It won't be like it was before. We will be a stronger, more powerful team doing good for humanity.
All we did was argue. It made us look like idiots. I have incredible superpowers and you made me the Tech Support guy!
We will build off of our mistakes and our past victories.....
What "victories"?
That whole Vista migration.....went ok. Now I need to get my iPad on the corporate VPN and that Cisco client is...
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE??

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