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by Ten98
3-11-03
Late one night...
But it's stupid, haven't you got anything more interesting to say?
Look, I can't do it myself, I haven't got any fingers. Just type it in.
-sigh-
She says "Do u like radiohead?" and then theres a sort of smiley that looks like it's sticking it's tongue out.

 

by Ten98
3-11-03
Hey I was talking to the cat, he says he got an email about a way to add inches to your penis
Uhuh... And?
Well I accidentally saw you shower the other day and I just thought maybe you should look at it, here's the address.
Kill me now.
Good deed done for the day, time for Hollyoaks

 

by Ten98
3-11-03
Don't you think passing yourself as an 18 year blonde girl is a little bit, well, immoral?
No, i'm a cat, your human notions of morality sicken me. Get on with it.
OK, OK, "Cumming" with one or two m's
One, I don't want to seem too literate.
Wow, this girl is really hot.
... my tits are dripping with your sticky ...

 

by Ten98
3-12-03
"Warning, pirated software may lead to undesired operation and/or loss of data" What the hell does that mean
Fuck it, what's the worst that could happen.
oh shit
We told you

 

by Ten98
3-12-03
Merry Christmas.
Oh I just love my earrings, they're lovely, now open your present from me.
Oooooh... Cool, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
The man in the shop said it was the best one, I hope you like it.
FFS, I downloaded this and finished it 3 months ago, I hope I can take it back.
What awful tat, what does he think I am, a hooker?

 

by Ten98
3-12-03
Outside, yesterday.
five... six... seven... eight... nine... TEN, Here I come, ready or not!
FOUND YOU!
Dude, hide and seek is gay. You got any porno?

 

by Ten98
3-12-03
Captain, we're under attack from the Romulans, oh no they've taken us hostage!
There seems to be no escape captain, they have us gaurded round the clock behind this forcefield.
Wonder how the visor's gonna help them this time.
Captain, I can modify my visor to emit an inverse graviton pulse, that *should* knock out the forcefield.
Woah, didn't see that one coming...

 

by Ten98
7-01-05
The world is ending. A squirrel and Tim Westwood ponder their demise.
Shit. These bombs look pretty feirce.
Dog, your bench game is mad tight.
The squirrel doubts Tiger Tim's Hip Hop Credentials.
Uh. Yeah. How come you talk like that if your dad was a vicar?
Yo you best watch out, I'm gonna get my man Jesus to BANG IN YOUR FACE.
But look where it gets him. DO YOU SEE?
So this is hell. Didn't think it would be run by owls.
Wommmmmmmm Wommmm Wommmmmm

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