people TheBlairZip is following
andydougan, Beaz, BigEvilDan, boogiebass, dcomposed, DexX, eponine, fuck, fuzzyman, grabbingsand, israphael, Jolefay, KajunFirefly, kaufman, Kevin_Keegans_Perm, ladyjdotnet, little_kitty, maxawa, MikeyG, PhreakyChinchilla, Spankling, Speez, TEDA, TheElPaso, Venkman3000, vichyssoisegirl, wirthling, Xion
latest comics from people TheBlairZip is following 
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| Hi, Honey! Hey, why are you packing up all your stuff? | |
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| *sigh* I'd hoped to just leave a note. I'm leaving you. I've been seeing someone much, much smarter than you are, behind your back. | |
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| Wait a second! Is this an April Fool's prank? You're just ACTING like you're leaving me! | |
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| April F... Yes. That's right, sure. I'm just acting. | |
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| I'm just committing to the role. | |
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| Oh no, I should have asked you before I came home with you ... You're not circumcized, are you? | |
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| Uh, I am. What's the problem? Reduced sensation for you? | |
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| Oh no, nothing like that. It just means you'll have no ... | |
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| Hey, wanna go back to my place? | |
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| That's a pretty bold line. Care to tell me what you've got that will make it worth my while? | |
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| I happen to know that this is a FOUR-panel comic, which means that I can last 33% longer. | |
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| The sign outside says, "No interest for 5 years." Is that special still active? | |
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| I was interested in buying a sofa for my living room... | |
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| I said I was interested... | |
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| Yeah, that's what I thought you said. Look, you read the sign. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. | |
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| If I am elected, I will bring America back to the gold standard. | |
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| College is for snobs. We need more ignorant rubes. | |
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| Nothing wrong with dumping your ailing wife and marrying your mistress. It's so nice I did it twice! | |
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| I'm just like you guys. I like grits and my wife drives two Cadillacs. | |
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| You idiot! We've only filmed three minutes of the movie and you've already killed the head vampire! | |
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| You heard her. She wouldn't **** me. What was I supposed to do? | |
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| I don't care! What I care about is we now have 117 more minutes of this vampire movie to film, and we have NO FREAKING VAMPIRES! | |
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| Look, I'm sorry. I suffer from premature e-draculation. There, I've said it! Now leave me be. | |
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| I don't buy anything over the internet. Too many security risks. | |
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| Not me. I buy all sorts of things online. Why, today I even ordered a huge package of toilet paper. | |
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| Ok ... Did that site you ordered from at least have SSL? | |
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| You know, Secure Sockets Layer? | |
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| I don't think so. I'm pretty sure all they had was regular two-ply. | |
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