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by TheChad
4-24-03
The Chad was sleeping when Robb came and disturbed him. Nate got up to talk to Robb.
Hey, Robb.
Hey, The Chad, what are you doing?
Robb told The Chad that Sean wanted to see him, so The Chad went to Sean's house.
Not much, you just woke me up. What's that in your hand?
It's a letter to you, from Sean a.k.a. God. He wants to talk to you. Go to him now.
The Chad got assraped by Sean. The End.
Hey, Sean...whats up? ...Why am I sad?
This is Hell, where EVERYONE is sad. I was getting horny, and I know how you have the best ass ever, so I called you. So, assume the position!!!

 

by TheChad
4-24-03
Phil comes to Nate's house and asks him if he wants to come to Kaytee's house.
Hey, Phil. Phil, can you not sit down? I don't want to be smothered by your fatness like last time.
Ok. Nate, what are you doing? I was gonna go see KT today. Wanna come?
The Chad declines his offer and Phil goes to Kaytee's alone.
No, I'm busy commiting suicide because I live in a trash can. Thanks for the offer, though.
Oh, ok. Bye.
Phil goes to KT's house and has sex.
Hey, KT, wanna go have sex?
PHIL! YOU'RE FAT AND UGLY AND UNCOOL! GO AWAY! NOW I WILL MURDER YOU! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

by TheChad
4-24-03
Vordath tells Butch about his plans to go to Hell and banish the devil
Fellow priest, I am going to Hell to banish the devil to the deep hells of, er, Hell where he can not get souls or torment humans.
Goddammit, Vordath, I told you...I'm Jewish!!!
Vordath took the subway to Hell and confronts The Devil.
Hello, Devil. I have come to banish you to the dark of Hell where you are powerless! Dear God, send he who is The Devil powerless. Use your power to-
Hahaha! Silly Vordath, I fart in your general direction! I am all-powerful! I hate you! Feel my wrath of hate and evilness and coolness...wow, it's true, I DO look like Tom Green...
Vordath dies.
AAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! HELP!!!!
I told you, you are powerless against me. I sing in victory! It's raining men, halleleujiah, it's raining men...

 

by TheChad
4-24-03
Satan lures yet another saint into Hell.
Hey sexy...it's me, Satan, possesing this pencil...wanna come down to Hell and dance with me? I've got cheezy poofs...
Sure! I'll be right down! Oh, I can't wait! God says if I'm gay, he hates me, but this devil guy will be gay WITH me! Fuck God, I'm going to Hell!
The Devil and the saint dance.
You came! Let's dance!
It's raining men, oh its raining men! Ooh, devil, men in suits make me horny!
Satan watches Vordath continue to burn.
Okay, seriously, this really hurts! AAH!!!
Wow, he's a burner...

 

by TheChad
4-24-03

 

by TheChad
4-24-03
The Chad watches T.V.
Your favorite show, CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
Hm...I wonder who's on tonight...
The Chad hears of the commercial overload.
CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH HAS BEEN CANCELLED TONIGHT BECAUSE OF COMMERCIAL OVERLOAD! ENJOY THESE PAYING COMPANIES!!!
This always happens...well, this time, TV, you're gonna get what you deserve!!!
The Chad attempts to break the T.V., but it uses self-defense and sparks, setting fire to The Chad.
Attack ME, you son of a bitch? HA HA!!! BURN ALIVE!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!
AAH!!!!

 

by TheChad
4-24-03
Phil hits on Carol Cherico.
Hey, Phil, what's up?
Hey sexy, want some good lovin'?
Phil hits on Carol Cherico.
Uh, no thanks.
Well, then, I'll just have to rape you.
Phil dies.
Or I make fried fatass...
AAH! ALL MY FAT!!! BURNING AWAY!!!

 

by TheChad
4-24-03
KT and Phil flirt with each other.
Hi, KT.
Phil, I hate you.
KT sets Phil on fire.
AAH!!!
Burn, fatass, burn!
Phil preaches to the goat.
She's just P.M.S.ing. She can't deny our true love.
Baa, baa.

 

by TheChad
4-24-03
Hi, I'm Bob. I just want to be your friend.
Bob, can you do taxes?
Hi, I'm Bob. I just want to be your friend.
I guess not. So, Bob, where you from?
Hi, I'm Bob. I just want to be your friend.
AAH!!! I CANT TAKE THIS!!!

 

by TheChad
4-24-03
I'm Bob.
And I'm Henry.
We go on lots of adventures.
Right now, we're stuck on a spaceship headed to crash on Earth.
That's right. I suggested we press the Evacuate button, but then we decided that was a dumb idea.
We decided to drink booze instead.

 

by TheChad
4-24-03
Bob and Henry's spaceship has entered Earth's atmosphere.
Oh, gosh, where are we? Gosh, this is NOT good. Oh gosh.
Bob, it's not all THAT bad. At least we have each other.
They begin to crash.
AAH!!!! HERE WE GO!!!
Oh, look, the captain's taking a nap.
They crash in
We landed in a valley. Well, at least we're not hurt.
Wow, I turned into powder! Cool!

 

by TheChad
5-05-03
Ceej has a flashback.
I can't wait 'til I grow up...then I could start a gaming website/message board and become infamous, making a very strict and stupid TOS and hire prejudice moderators. Ah, I can't wait.
Jay, clean your goddamn room!
The present.
Hey, honey, I'm glad...we finally reached our goal!
OMFG!!!1!!111!!!! TEH BONERS!!!!! LET'S HAVE TEH SE><0RZ!!!
He gets hacked.
Gamefaqs being taken over by BRM. Your pc will now eat itself.
Hm...in Linux for Dummies, it says nothing about hacking...

 

by TheChad
5-10-03
Ceej climbed into the PC world to get to the hacker's pc.
Ha, me is smart. Me sneak up on them and make them bleed. Me going in now.
CLICK ON ME AND WIN A FREE TRIP TO VEGAS!!!
He sneaks up behind C4, the hacker...
Me kill him now!!!
Errorn 404: SITE NOT WORKING.
He hits a firewall.
Hm...he has a firewall disguised as an error message???
PLEASE PRESS THE BACK BUTTON ON YOUR BROWSER WINDOW NOW.

 

by TheChad
5-10-03
Phil gets drunk, alone in his room while having cybersex.
Ooh, I can almost feel my drunkness!!! In the meantime, I'll finish cybering!!!!
I lick your body.
All of a sudden, his computer explodes.
NO! SHE WAS JUST GONNA GET INTIMATE!!!
Yeah, now I go down on you.
He looks around and he is in a magical world. He can only see a desert and Jesus.
Where am I?
The desert.

 

by TheChad
5-10-03
Phil and God chat it up.
I'm Phil.
Cool. I'm Jesus. I'm here cuz I got high. Why are you here?
I was cybering while getting drunk.
YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!
...Jesus?
Sicko.

 

by TheChad
5-10-03
He leaves Jesus, as Jesus is ashamed of his people and is ignoring Phil. He meets a dog.
Hey, guess what? I saw a cat today.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! IT'S OLD!!! GODDAMMIT!!!
The dog gets angry at Phil's stupid jokes.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's a burner.
A bee notes Phil's position.
Ow.
OY! QUE HORA ES! COMO ESTAS!!! GRACIAS, GRACIAS!!!

 

by TheChad
5-13-03
Ceej finally smarted up and put a firewall on Gamefaqs.
Firewall operational.
Ceej reed buhk, make gud fiarwal. Me smrt.
Fortunately for the hackers, he accidentally turned it off.
Firewall off.
Ugh...aah...erh...brain...overload...
Meanwhile, Jesus got pissed.
I die, and for what? -Sigh- Dad, you've failed me this time.
Join me, and together we can have buttsex and laugh! Nigger.

 

by TheChad
5-13-03
Introduction
Hi, FOX was getting desperate, so they made a reality series called "American Friends" about me, a squirrel, and our adventures together. So...hi. Currently, we're waiting for the bus.
Hi, Jon! He's Jon, and I'm Bill! I'm a squirrel! This is going to be so much fun!
They get on the bus.
Kill me now.
Oh, look! The bus!
Bill is lost, and Jon gets hit on.
Well, we're here, on the bus. Bill? Oh boy. I lost Bill. Yup.
Young man, do you know which stop is closest to Petco? I can't seem to find it on this map. By the way...would you like to go out to dinner tonight?

 

by TheChad
5-16-03
Ceej finally works up the courage and goes to 7-Eleven to buy ice cream.
That ice cream will be $1.95.
Ooh! Me onli hav enuf fur ciggaarreetteeee
He decides to hold up the store.
No, sir, put that down!
Give ice creem or me kill!! NYEAH LIHT UFT YAS DED RRRRRRRRGHHH
...then he decided to read.
Sir, are you okay?
Leave me alone, me reading. Nigger.

 

by TheChad
5-27-03
Phil disobeys the friendship code.
Hey, Nate, do you mind if Vicki gives head to me and my fine-ass 9 inch billywod?
...did you just ask me what I thought you asked me?
Phil disobeys the friendship code.
AAH!!! IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!!! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!
Burn...bitch.
Phil disobeys the friendship code.
I get used to it after a while.
So, how's life under flame?

 

by TheChad
8-14-03
CJayC sets off to destroy LUE. by climbing into the internet once again.
Random LUEser: BLEEP! Tehse><0rz!!! Nudity!!! KILL MODS!!!
Uh-Oh. Me make error. Me give Gamefaqs to CNet for cookie. If LUE on Gamefaqs, CNet not accept deal!!11!1 Me must destroy LUE.
He thinks about how not to get killed by LUEsers...
Random LUEser: LOL I H4D T3H BUTTSECKS WITH MY S1ST3R d00dz!!!
But me will get catched! How will me sneek into Ell You EE? I must learn l33t and become underage user.
Ceej Prepares.
Random LUEser: LOL H0w b1g 1s y0ur w4ngz0rz?
Hm...yes...T3h Buttsecks!!! I know teh l33t!!!! Scr3w 7h3 m4n!!! M0d5 w1ll d13!!!

 

by TheChad
3-24-04
The newly elected Mayor Laffey examines his job. Little does he know, being mayor lowers IQ.
Now that I am mayor, I must make changes. Rawr.
Well, says here I need to make tax cuts.
He chooses a (shitty) budget to cut money from and goes to the city council.
Ah, I got it. I will make cuts from the school's music and sports budgets! No more recreation! Budget cuts for everyone. BUDGET CUTS!!!
Next, it says I gotta...preach my idea to the board of council? Kay...
At the city council, he preaches his idea. To be continued...read Mayor Laffey Strip 2!
Now that I am mayor, I have my idea. I will slowly take over all of America. My first course of action is cutting the school budget. Do you agree?
City council guy 1: That's a horrible idea. City council guy 2: That is not good. I don't know where the fuck you got it froml, just, no.

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