The_Crash_King

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Crash King would like you to know that his password is "moats", and he welcomes your attempts at comic-making. Please try to be funny. Thank you.

I've made better ones than this...

by The_Crash_King
2-12-01

Mechanical Theater is back yet again...


	I've had it up to here with you, Bumper.


	If you think you are scaring me... Think again, fleshy!


	Up yours. I'll engage in anal sex with non-consenting males WHENEVER I want!


	What are you talking about? I just want you to quit playing "Stacy Q" over and over...


	"TWO OF HEARTS! TWO HEARTS THAT BEAT AS ONE... TWO OF HEARTS!!"