The_Crash_King

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Crash King would like you to know that his password is "moats", and he welcomes your attempts at comic-making. Please try to be funny. Thank you.

True Story (volume 2, part 3)

by The_Crash_King
2-13-01


	Sometimes at night I lie awake and wonder if the world hates me or just wants me to die...


	Then I remember that my purpose is to make children laugh and be happy...


	What children? Are you talking about the ones you tied up and locked in your trunk last weekend?


	And let me tell you... they were quite happy when they were finally found.