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by The_Limey
3-29-01
In a top secret lab.
I am the culmination of centuries of art and science...
A perfect recreation of Shakespeare's mind inside a robotic body...
Problem is everytime I try to create something I am unable to because of how funny I find the word 'Willy'...

 

by The_Limey
3-29-01
The British/American devide...
So ya British, huh...We sure bailed your ass out in good old W W 2
Dude you are American, you couldn't even find Europe on a map marked 'This is a map of Europe and Europe only.'
Well screw you ya damn Kraut...
*Sigh* - Hey I think you are missing Leno buddy.

 

by The_Limey
3-29-01
The meaning of language and other truths...
OK in this episode I will try and expand the humour...
Thats not how you spell 'humor' ya idiot
No that is not how you spell it, because as a nation you are determined to promote laziness above all else
Well you guys gave the world the Spice Girls
Well you got me there...

 

by The_Limey
3-31-01
Waiting on tech support
Your call is almost important to someone who isn't us
Meanwhile in the callcenter
Average hold time 20000 seconds
Dude look at all those calls on hold. Hey anyone want to play LAN Hearts?
Moral of the story? Open the manual and figure it out yourself ya lazy bum.
You call may be recorded and left as a .wav file on a tech's website

 

by The_Limey
4-01-01
Sometimes...
you have to face up to...
life's mistakes...
Why the hell did I quit the Village People.

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