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by biped
5-10-13
Mommy, can we rent "Django Unchained" for my sleepover tonight?
No, sweetie.
Why not?
Because--well, aside from all the awful violence--it simply has too many instances of the "N" word in it.
Why, you ****ing *******.

by biped
2-25-13
You're outta the prom, Hargensen!
BUT--BUT--
"You're outta the prom, Hargensen! You're outta the prom, Hargensen!"
Hmmf! I'll show her!
Somebody hacked the school computer last night. You're outta the prom, Miss Collins.
WHY, THAT LITTLE *****!!!

by biped
2-11-13
BUUUUURRRRRP!!!
My butthole feels funny.

by biped
1-26-13
Say, *****! How 'bout a *******? Oh, YEAH? Well, **** YOU, too!!!
You should be ashamed of your elf.

by Injokester
12-20-12
I hate to tell you this Ben, but legally we do own you, and have every right to keep you nailed here to this cubicle.
What? Why? Because I'm black?!?
Nope, we slipped a clause in the fine print of your contract. Won't hold up, of course. At least not once you complain to the proper authorities.

by Injokester
12-09-12
Okay Sanderson, the company is bleeding money due to employee hand-holding. We need a slogan to promote self-sufficiency.
Teach a man to fish?
No good, if we don't provide training the staff will hold the company accountable.
Hmmm. How about "Teach a man to Google how to fish,"
"And you'll find out if he deserves to eat."

by biped
8-17-12
Sorry Happy-Time, but with your ratings still plummeting, we simply have to try pairing you up with new characters.
Howdy, kids! It's HAPPY TIME! YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!! I'm Happy-Time Crab, and--
--and I'm Taquito, the Infallible Gaydar Matador! Guess what, kids? YOU'RE ALL GAAAAAY!!!

by biped
8-09-12
...and that, boys, is how you build a machine that can automatically suck off a horse.
But WHY? WHY would anyone build a machine that can SUCK OFF A HORSE???
I'm a shop teacher, Billy. "Why" isn't in my ****in' vocabulary.
And what did he say to that?
It sounded like "Mff...mffff." Those bags are pretty thick.

by biped
8-01-12
So you're the famous George Washington Carver, eh? I hope you don't mind me bringing you into what is, to you, "the future."
Why? Why did you summon me here, only to chain me to this wall...when there is yet so much for me to do?
Because I want to good-naturedly "roast" you in song-parody form, and for you to be my New Dad. Now, say "take it away, Biff-meister."
Take...take it away, B-Biff-meister.
You dork, you dork, your blunders abound. Your bra is up and your panties are down. The peanuts all hide when you're strollin' around.

by biped
7-28-12
(sigh) Oh well, Wish Fairy, I'll give it one last shot. Please, please, send me--
M-Mom?
Biff, your dad just got trampled by rogue circus elephants.
ME AM NURSE BIGGUNS!!! ME PULLED THE PLUG ON YOUR DAD BECAUSE ME NEEDED THE EXTRA BED HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
I see. Are you doing anything tonight?

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