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by biped
7-28-12
Well, that didn't work out too well. Please, oh Wish Fairy...send me the dreamy dreamgirl of my dreamiest dreams.
Sally? What are you doing here?
The alimony check's late again.

by biped
7-28-12
Maybe if I wish really, really hard on a star, the Wish Fairy will take pity on me and send me a girlfriend.
I LOVE THE TASTE OF HITLER'S **** IN THE MORNING!!!

by biped
7-26-12
Mommy, my ****--
(GASP!!!) SALLY!!! Don't you EVER, EVER say that awful word! From now on, you should say "vagina" instead! Do you hear me? VAGINA!!! VAGINA!!!
Mommy, my vaginatry-western record collection needs more Conway Twitty albums in it.
God...please don't let my little girl be horrible enough to be totally ****ing with me right now.

by biped
7-21-12
Dad, I've decided to become a woman. I fly to Sweden tomorrow for the first in a series of operations.
I'm shocked. Does this mean that you're...gay?
No, Dad. I am a fully heterosexual woman, trapped in the body of a man.
Oh, I see. Then I totally support your decision, son. I mean...daughter.
Thanks for watching our dramatization. We hope it has been enlightening.
And thanks also to the Ladies' Auxillary for the delicious walnut muffins and punch.

by biped
7-18-12
Pardon me, little girl. I just had a flat tire, and--
(sniff, sniff) Did you just **** your pants?
Well...yes. You see, umm, I strained especially hard while trying to unscrew the rusted lug nuts from the flat tire, and--
Hey, everybody! This guy just **** his pants! He's MR. **** PANTS!! MR. **** PANTS! MR. **** PANTS!
"...and in other news, 'Mr. **** Pants' was again subjected to intense public ridicule while trying to buy food."
Ha, ha! I wonder if he **** his pants again?

by biped
7-17-12
Well, doctor...not only am I a survivor, but I've also succeeded in legally changing my name.
Bravo, Mr. Smith! Now go out...and take on the world!
Hello, world! I--
Hiya, Mr. Lurlurk! Mr. GOYCH P. LURLURK! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
He...he step een fron' off my trock... AGAIN.
Cripes. If it weren't so ****ing hilarious, it'd be sad.

by biped
7-17-12
"Our top story--horrible little girl goads man into attempting suicide."
Say his name! Say his name!
"A visitor to our shores from the humble Welsh village of Llanwelly, Mr. Goych P. Lurlurk--"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
What the hell is she laughing her head off at in there?
I don't know. God help me, Ed...I don't want to know.

by biped
7-16-12
Hello. My name is Goych P. Lurlurk, and--
"Goych P. Lurlurk"? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
MADRE MIA! He...he step out een fron' off my trock! Eet...eet as though he WAN to die!
(giggle) He DID want to die!

by biped
7-10-12
Well sir, I reckon I just seen red. So I taken the Kaiser blade--some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade...
...and as loathe as I am to violate the sacred trust of the confessional, I thought you had a right to know of this ghastly horror.
Mmm-hmm. I see. Heh, heh. Well, I'm sure my Sally was just pretending. Just as we will "pretend" none of this ever happened.
Mama, reckon you could fix me some more of them mustard 'n' biscuits?
Of course, sweetie. But don't spoil your supper...we're having potted meat again.

by biped
7-04-12
So you see, dear... I'm not your biological mother. The truth is, you were really born out of...out of...Hitler's ass.
Oh my god, you're not really my mother? I--I--wait a minute. HITLER'S ASS?!?
But Edna, you're not old enough to have been born out of Hitler's ass. Didn't he die in, like, 1945?
Oh, there's all that business about him escaping to Argentina and whatnot. And then weird genetic experiments, blah blah blah.
Mrs. Flonase? We're doing a documentary for A&E and we'd like to interview you as one of the last surviving "Hitler's ass babies."
You know what? I'll do it--if it ends with you sucking off a rhinoceros.

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