ThisIsAMonkey  

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by ThisIsAMonkey
12-27-05
Isn't your birthday coming up?
Yup, January 18. Or as I like to call it: "The Day Skating with Celebrities Premiers on Fox."
Oh, help me, Jesus.
I know. I'm waiting for **** to pour out of my set one of these days. Big, dark brown turds in thick, brackish water...
...!
... tumbling out of the screen while Celine Dion and Kathy Lee Gifford sing a duet about who has the best children. I wrote it all down in case it happens after I die. So people know it was my idea.
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