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latest comics from people Tobor is following 
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| I usually love the food at this place, but it's bland and tasteless tonight. | |
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| I was just thinking that. Hang on wait a minute ... | |
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| ... There. Have a taste now. | |
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| Ah. Much better. What did you do? | |
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| Sorry, my fault. I had my phone in Airplane Mode. | |
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| So what are we having for dinner? | |
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| I made some stuffed mushrooms, homemade mac and che- | |
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| Oh my God! You know I hate mushrooms! Why would you do this to me?? | |
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| Because I thought you might like to try them, and I tried to eat the carrots last night! | |
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| Why are you causing all this drama?? I'm going to my mother's! I won't be back in the morning! | |
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| She'll be back in the morning. Again | |
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| Oh cool, the carrots are pretty big so I can pick through them, thank you! | |
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| I have been slaving all day! You don't like my soup!! | |
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| No, your soup is awesome, I just don't like cooked carrots. I told you this before. | |
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| You just hate my cooking! | |
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| Dear lord, haven't we done this before? | |
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| Bro! I haven't seen you since the 8th grade luncheon back in 98! Holy **** how have you been? | |
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| Bro! It's been too long. I'm just hanging in there. Being a dad. Working. Living life. Nothing too exciting, how about you? | |
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| Just working. No kids. Wanna go grab some IPAs? | |
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| Sorry bro. Can't today. It's before noon and I'm just picking up some quinoa for my wife. More of a Coors Light kinda guy myself. | |
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| Coors Light? What are you some sort of Jonas Brother? | |
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........ 1) Give them a good meal before
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having your way with them.
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2) Don't skimp on the foreplay!
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| Stay cool. You got this. Just stay cool. Cool and confident. You've got this. | |
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| I'm here for the job interview. My name is Stu Janson. | |
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| I'm sorry, but the position has been filled. You aren't good enough to work here. You're just a fraud. Give it up. You aren't qualified. | |
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| Don't you talk to me like that when I think your thoughts. | |
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| I'm sorry, but I'm going to go ahead and cancel the remainder of this interview. You're weird. | |
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| You wanted to see me in your office Jim? | |
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| We start at 8 am everyday. Not 8:15. Not 8:20. We start at 8 am. If that doesn't work for you then you can start looking for other employment. | |
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| I've never been in your office before. Why don't you have any furniture in your office? | |
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| There's plenty of furniture in this office. | |
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| We're in the office right now with each other. There is no furniture in this office. | |
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| Get to work on time and get the hell out of my office. You piece of ****. You make me sick. | |
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| How's the new floor in your kitchen? Didn't you just get it worked on? | |
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| Oh, it's awful! We got it done Stable Style. That means it's just dirt and horse ****. We have fresh **** shoveled in hourly from a local horse farm. Lovely neighborhood boy takes care of it for us. | |
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| The neighborhood boy takes care of your fresh manure for you? | |
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| He shovels in new **** every hour and sweeps out the old ****. Then he hauls it off of our property because we don't need **** all over the home. | |
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| So you just want **** all over your kitchen floor? | |
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| It's Stable Style. We won it on a game show. | |
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| I appreciate you meeting me in the parking lot like this. It really means a lot that I can count on you. | |
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| It means the world to me that you would ask to meet me in the parking lot like this. | |
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| I've found a new job. This is my two weeks notice. I'm using my remaining PTO time as the two weeks. I won't be returning to the office. I'd like you to gather my belongings and burn them. | |
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| Let's just calm down. This is all happening very suddenly. Why don't we just go inside and discuss this further. | |
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| I'm sorry Jim. I won't be entering that building ever again. It's been a pleasure working with you. | |
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| I'm sorry to hear that Jim. Best of luck in your future endeavors. | |
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| Where would you like to go for your birthday lunch? You want eggplant parmigna? Eggplant parmigna sandwich? Chicken Vesuvio? What can I get for you. | |
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| I was thinking we could pick up a turkey and go cook it like a couple of men making a Thanksgiving dinner in August. Tom the birthday turkey. We can make him together and then we can eat him together | |
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| That's really what you want to do, huh? You want to spend your 8th birthday making a Thanksgiving dinner with your old man? | |
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| More than anything in this world. | |
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| Go put your nice pants on. We're going grocery shopping. | |
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