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You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west.
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The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now.
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| QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS | |
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I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants.
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| Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question. | |
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| How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios? | |
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| Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart. | |
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| --̴̴̴̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟--̴̴̴̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟ | |
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///͜͜͜͜͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟///̡̡̢̢̢̧̧̧̧̧̡̡̢̢̢̧̧̧̧̧̳̳̳̳̳̲̲̲̲̲̲̲̱̱̰̰̣̣̣̤̤̥̥̥̥̦̦̳̳̳̳̳̲̲̲̲̲̲̲̱̱̰̰̣̣̣̤̤̥̥̥̥̦̦̳̳̳̳̳
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| ̶̶o̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͇͇͇͇͇h̶̵̵̵̅̄̅̄̅͡? | |
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| --̴̴̴̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟--̴̴̴̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟ó | |
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| Those Jerries think they've got us pinned down, but we ain't givin' up yet! | |
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| Johnson! Callahan! I want you to circle around and attack their flank, on the double! | |
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| And for the love of God stop looking like a pair of feet! | |
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| Dad, I still don't understand why we take the humans and insert tubes into their waste canals. | |
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| Well, we can't communicate with the humans, but we know they enjoy waste-canal insertion since we found two of them doing it in a field. | |
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| So now, every few months, we bring a chosen few up to the ship to further our mission of bringing them happiness and love! | |
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| I guess that makes sense. But why do we do it to the cows? | |
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| Surprised Moos Vol. 1 was a best-selling album for nine straight weeks! | |
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| You been walking around on your high horse bragging about organizational hierarchy, well what has it got for you so far old man? | |
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| Look, after two games, I really don't know what you were expecting. You need to just calm down. I don't need you ransacking my home because of a difference of opinion on baseball. | |
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The year 1927 a young Franz Fitzman spends his first weekend in St. Louis...
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| On your knees you Cardinals loving *****! | |
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| Stop! My dad is US Marshall Stu Zaporitzwka! | |
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| And you say rent here is only 400 dollars a month? That seems amazingly cheap! And how did you say you knew my father? | |
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| Well you see, Ms. Fritzman, your father and I go a long ways back. I suppose he never spoke of his old friend Stu Zaporitzwka, but I've been owing him a favor for a long time now. | |
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| Hi, Honey! Hey, why are you packing up all your stuff? | |
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| *sigh* I'd hoped to just leave a note.
I'm leaving you. I've been seeing someone much, much smarter than you are, behind your back. | |
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| Wait a second! Is this an April Fool's prank? You're just ACTING like you're leaving me! | |
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| April F... Yes. That's right, sure. I'm just acting. | |
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| I'm just committing to the role. | |
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