SUNDAY MORNING: Starring Joe Ashcroft in the FUTURE!!!

Author: Toots_MacFadden

Date: April 26, 2001

by Toots_MacFadden
4-26-01
The Planet Earth 3015 B.C.
*bleep* *bloop* *blip* TOO MUCH OXYGEN...repeat...TOO MUCH OXYGEN for human HABITATION!!! Evacuate IMMEDIATELY for survival!!! Humaniod robot will continue search for casualties!!!
Alright you GODAMMED LITTLE GNOMES!!! I am BEGGING you for a little toot RIGHT NOW!!! I can forgive you for all the PAIN you've caused me, but now THIS IS MY LIFE ON THE LINE!!!
Meanwhile, in Joe's futuristic stomach...
TEE HEE HEE NEED MORE METHY TOO MUCH OXY BREFY BREFY COUGH COUGH COUGH!!!!
HO HO HO DAT BE WIGHT SUNFWOWA!!! BUT WE HAVE NO RIKEY SWEET EH SOUR FOR GASSY POFF POFF!!!! HO HO HO OH NO!!!! HEE HEE HEE!!!
**grumblegrumblegrumble.....pfffft**
ROBOT find nothing in ASHCROFT habitat but HUMAN EJACULATION and PIG PORN!!!
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