SUNDAY MORNING: Starring Joe Ashcroft in COLLEGE DAZE!!!

Author: Toots_MacFadden

Date: April 26, 2001

by Toots_MacFadden
4-26-01
Last Sunday, at the church service project...
Ohhh...giggle giggle giggle!!! Pwick pwick pwick!!!
Heh heh heh!!! I can't BELIEVE I got this GIG as the JANITOR for the NUDIST DORM here at COLLEGE with all these HOT CHICKS! Good thing I've got this HAMMER and NAIL, cus' I plan to do some BANGIN'!!!
...Meanwhile, in Joe's "love pit"...
TEE HEE HEE NO MO SEXY SEXY FOR DEE PARTY POOPA!!!
HAH HAH HAH DAT BE WITE CHICKY KIST KIST WE BE BOOPIN AND UH BOPPIN!!!! HAH HAH HAH!!!
*Cuuuuuuuuuuuuutataataataat.........pop*
Ohhh...right in our face!!! THAT'S IT!!! Go see if you can squeeze BERTHA in the DOOR...she's in to that kind of thing!!!
WAIT!!! I swear it wasn't me that time!!! I know if we can just TALK *pfft* IT *bppt* OUT *fsst* GIRLS *bubbubbub* Oh damn...