Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Toots_MacFadden  

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by Toots_MacFadden
3-06-02
Saint Joseph finds himelf in the DEEPEST BOWELS of OUTER SPACE!!!
Well, I DO have to admit that's a pretty nice tie...but I gotta tell ya this WHOLE THING is so GAY!!! I mean why do fame and riches always have to come with some STUPID MOLESTATION PRICE TAG!?
*pfft* Are you going to LET ME RAVAGE your BOTTOM or are you just going to STAND there and PHILOSOPHIZE all day??? Just think of it as a sort of NAUGHTY INVERTED POTTY!!!
But at least I've some control over...err...my POTTY. Oh, HELL with it...I guess as long as my CELEBRITY WIFE doesn't have to know!!!
Hah! Done and done! The undersigned hereby agrees to forgo his SOUL to the aforementioned party (that's ME) and COVENANTS to allow the aforementioned to SUP from his LOINS!!!
Tune in next week...
NOW JUST HOLD ON A SECOND!!! YOU SAID THIS WAS JUST GOING TO BE A PROFESSIONAL ANAL PROBE!!! WHY...I DIDN'T PROMISE YOU A BLOW JOB!!!
Oh don't start crying now!!! Or did I just hear SOMEONE say they didn't want their CELEBRITY WIFE AND TIE!?!!!
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