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by bigworm
6-10-19
Hey Stinky! You seen my friend Ms. Autosuck?
Oh yeh, I seen 'er! Jus' parted company with 'er under the front seata' yer car!
Can I getta' *WHOOP WHOOP?*

by bigworm
6-10-19
Hey Stinky! You seen my friend Ms. Autosuck?
Oh yeh, I seen 'er! Jus' parted company with 'er under the front seata' yer car!
Can I getta' *WHOOP WHOOP?*

by bigworm
6-10-19
So your machine can turn me into a black woman... for instance?
Yessir!
Okay Mr. God, you can come out now!
What do you think? Does my butt look too big?

by bigworm
6-08-19
Remember, I got your back. Anything you need.
Thanks! Sio I **** my pants and everything was fine. Then a turd got stuck...
...with half stuck in and half hangin' out. If you could just give it a little tug?
Mary!!! Your son wants to see you!

by bigworm
6-08-19
Mary!!! Come Quickly!!! What'd you say??? You just did??? When??? I was there... right? Yeh, that's what I thought! I think he kicked the bucket!
*urk*
So like I was sayin', we only did it one time, and I only put it in half way, then I pulled it out, tweaked on the wall, and you were born.
Now you know why you're so special! Bye!
*urk*

by bigworm
6-08-19
Mary!!! Come Quickly!!! What'd you say??? You just did??? When??? I was there... right? Yeh, that's what I thought! I think he kicked the bucket!
*urk*
So like I was sayin', we only did it one time, and I only put it in half way, then I pulled it out, tweaked on the wall, and you were born.
Now you know why you're so special! Bye!
*urk*

by bigworm
6-08-19
Hello my special son... I'm back! Can you hear me?
psst... are you dead yet?

by bigworm
6-08-19
Okay, so you're over 21. It's all legal for me to tell you what you want to hear. You want the long version or the short version?
I just wanna' hear the short version... ugh... before I die.
Mama's callin'! Be right back!!!
schmeckle

by bigworm
6-08-19
Just give me the details please.
Okay... but first I must honor Jewish tradition.
spare me please
Did you turn 21 yet?

by bigworm
6-08-19
There's a rumor goin' round that you did this to me, and that you did it because you so loved the world.
You know I love the world, right?
How about me?
Well, without goin' into detail... you're a very special dude!
I'm bein' crucified like thousands of others, BUT I'm very special, BUT YOU won't tell ME why. Tell me WHY! And don't say "Why?"
Can I ask "Why not"?

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