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by bigworm
7-12-19
I'm here!!! I'm here!!! What's your call about??? OVER! You call me then you're gone for 20 minutes!!! Then you ask me about Satan!!! WTF's that **** about???
Satan's poop?
I'm gonna' go with "Satan's poop..." that's my final answer.

by bigworm
7-12-19
'Trinity Pt.1' to 'Trinity Pt.2' Do you read me? Come in 'Pt.2'. Come in 'Pt.2'.
*whistlin' dixie*
Alrighty then! Is that you Dad? Come in 'Trinity Pt.1' Radio not working...STOP! Are you hanging out with Satan AGAIN?... STOP!

by bigworm
7-12-19
'Trinity Pt.2' calling 'Trinity Pt.1' Do you read me?
Not well as you should already know. Please put on your 'Interstellar Telephonic Headset' which you should already know is recquired for long distance calls... OVER!
*whistlin' dixie*

With Hurricane Barry headin' this way, I'd better board up this here broken door.
I wonder if I got some spare boards in the attic I ain't a usin'.
That should do 'er!

by bigworm
7-10-19
Damn!!! This is where it's at!!! Mormon afterlife with our own planet!!!
Dude! I'm a Southern Baptist.
Oh right!!! What was I thinkin??? Gimme a minute... YES! I get it!! I get me some wives plus a servant upgrade!!!!
Uh oh.
Hey! I need another beer, okay? I mean... you know... when you gotta' FREE moment! LOL!!!

by bigworm
7-10-19
Have you been doing...
SHHH!!!
No, really! Have you been...
SHHH!!! LISTEN!!!
smoking crack?
I heard something!

by bigworm
7-10-19
I am sorry to have cut you in half. I will never raise my katana again.
Well, my genitals and anus were big problems for me, and you made it so I don't have to deal with them anymore...
No ass means I'm gonna save a ton on toilet paper! Extra cash... Ka-Chink!!! HELLO WHORES!!!
But you don't have...
I know! I'm just a roach now...

by bigworm
7-10-19
I'm not reading you. Keep trying.
Okay, I think I'm getting it...OMG, LOL, ROFLMAO!!!
What is... "TOO MUCH SQUIRT?"

by bigworm
7-10-19
"You've"... uh... "always wanted?" go ahead...
ung... *whipper hand...flipper fingers* guuuuung uh uh.
to... what?... to who? OH!!! "You always wanted to..."
eengaaa... *whippy... flippy... wristy doo doo* arnggg gurey gurey!
to... "suck Andrew Dice Clay's ****?"
yippeee ka ching... yangurang!!!!

by bigworm
7-10-19
I don't speak 'GaySign', but go ahead.
WOW!!! You just said a mouthful!

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