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by Kirstin
9-14-05
Excuse me sir, are you interested in double glazing?
No. Listen mate, do you ever get anyone buying double glazing?? Why don't you sell something people want?
Hmm like what?
Well people are really into looking good nowadays. Why not sell hair straighteners or tanning lotion? Think about it
(here goes) Excuse me miss, are you interested in buying any tanning lotion?
...?

by Toms_Therapy
8-30-05
4.30 am Monday at the Green Belt Festival Cheltenham
What an amazing weekend of brilliant Christian Rock, good company, fun camping, group activity....
Yes and to top it all a beautiful sunrise to see out the weekend. It's moments like these I realise what a beautiful world we live in.
4.30 am Monday at the Reading Festival
Fuck....does anyone else have a ****ing gas canister, or a can of ****ing beans that we can detonate like a mother****er on the fire....Shit I'm wasted... aughhhrrrRRREADING!!!!!

by Kirstin
5-10-05
I hoid of a moider
Ye?
Ye. A little boid told me
Involving a bagel
ahh, bagel shmagel

by Johnny_Jenkins
2-01-05
Our naive hero shows you how not to act, with plenty of dramatic irony and hilarious consequences. Step 1. Make eye contect: -3 scene points.
Hi !
Get away from me.
Step 2. Smile: -5 scene points. Reference to emo: -8 scene points.
Is this Funeral for a Friend?
Close. It's Nirvana.
Step 3. Inadvertently quote Scratch Acid, or something: off the hook!
Excuse me Ma'am - I'm not using my body now, so you can play with it if you want to!
Swoon

by Toms_Therapy
1-26-05
With the Adventure nearly over Gandalafus The Navy and LilFloppySocks82 are facing great peril
I fear all is lost. The Dark Lord and his hordes are upon us, I have done all I can but am no longer strong enough to hold The Defense of The Sacred haven Spell...
...I am affraid it is up to you LilFloppySocks82. Take my staff, for it is written that the most unlikely of hero will rise and light our darkest hour. The worlds fate is in your hands.
Even as the Dark Lord struck Gandalafus down with a lightening strike the gravity of the situation didn't seem to take hold.
I've got a +2 on Animal Ken, can I call a rabbit and make it my pet?

by Toms_Therapy
1-20-05
Well its been a week since I made my feelings clear on that ridiculous moniker . I finally feel that I can venture out into the world again...
At least that comic was only specific if you were familiar with our group of friends and its been kept that way...
....it would have been highly embarassing if they have mentioned my full name thus revealling to anyone who has no clue as to who I am the annoying nickname for them to use.
...Ha ha, actually that situation would have been thoroughly embarassing if you consider that the website has thousands of users.
I guess when you put it that way it seems rather trivial in perspective.
Wow that could have been bad. Oooh a new comic by kirstin wonder what this one will be about.

by Kirstin
1-20-05
Are you MissSexy24@hotmail.com?
hehe, yeah, hehehe

by Johnny_Jenkins
1-19-05
Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that you appear to represent the cultural imperialists that are threatening my language.
If you say so.
Hundreds of years of culture down the drain! Rant rant rant!
I hear what you're saying. The need for effective communication must be balanced with the ability to fully appreciate the likes of Robert Burns.
Who?
Although in your case I wouldn't worry about either.

by Johnny_Jenkins
1-19-05
Apparently, language is more than aesthetics...
Every week, two languages die out on this planet! It's an insult!
I can't understand a word this guy's saying.
Language is a fundamental part of my culture! It's time everything should be printed bilingually!
If only I could communicate with him somehow.
Why should I have to make the effort? In schools they should replace maths with lessons on my language!
I'll just assume he's being aggressive - that's sure to work.

by Kirstin
1-19-05
Hi! I'm Mr Finger and I'm here on behalf of Kirstin to apologise for the use of the name "Manlove" when referring to Tom Jelfs in one of my comics
I would like to explain that it was merely a technical device used to destinguish Tom from any other Tom at Enigma, so that the personal reference to the comic would not be lost
So once again, I apologise. My friend will now take over with a fetching dance
doo duh dee dooh

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