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Well, we're a little early, but the women should be pouring in soon!
Cool.
If, we say the right words to these *****es, I'm sure we'll both be pounding poon later this evening!
Not me!
Why? Because you have no *****?
That, and I have no good pick up lines!

Do you see the width of the pencil in relation to the size of the port hole..?
"Yes."
That's what it will feel like when you **** me!
"That loose, huh? What about your rectum?"
Even worse!

My work is done here! *SLUUUUUURRRRRP*
Sir, I just read a comic comment from dBoba that RCL no. 7000 needs to be "damn good"...
You mean, like my World's Famous Coffee?
I guess, if you consider that swill you keep pushing on this website to be damn good.
Tell me again why I keep you around, you stupid ****!
Handjobs, sir... Your arms don't reach, remember?

This is it... We are almost at 7000!
YAY!!
We could pull a ragu_d_Blough and quit right here!
We certainly could! We certainly could!
What would atomiclunch do?
Look at the website on a daily basis, then maybe toss in a comic or two in the next six months?

My wife had an appoinment at the day spa for a "short needling" session, which apparently cost upwards of a thousand dollars...
Ummm...
I told her that's a lot of money to pay a midget to tease her about her looks. I mean, I'd be happy to do it for free!
Excuse me.
Turns out short needling is a type of facial using accupuncture.
Can you give me a hand over here?

WHY WERE YOU LATE, CORPORAL CHRIST!!!
I WAS STUCK IN TRAFF- wait. Is this one of RCLG's lame-ass continu-ation comcs?
'Fraid so.
Oh.
Now... Where were we? Oh, yeah. WHY ARE YOU LATE, CORPORAL CHRIST???
I WAS STUCK TRAFFIC BECAUSE SOME WETBACK IN A CHEVY CAMARO GAVE BIRTH TO TRIPLETS MAKING THEM INSTANT U.S. CITIZENS!!!!

HO! HO! HO!!!!!
LOOK AWAY!!! LOOK AWAY!!!!
I CAN'T!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN FUCKING TH CAT?????
SINCE CHRIST WAS A CORPORAL!!!!

by choadwarrior
12-07-19
What time is it? I need to scoot.
You mean you need to scratch your butt across the carpet like a dog?
No, I need to leave.
I do.

Ah, mucho mejor!
You're killing me with your gigantic ****s, O.J.!
It's what I do!
What? Gigantic ****s?
No. Killing.
*BUUURRRRRRRP* Oh, God... The after taste is horrible!!

*rub* *rub* *rub*
What are you doing, Bill?
The Air Dick has some residual Air Spooge from its jack off session earlier and I'm wiping it off on this here wall.
I don't see a thing!
If, you turn out the lights and shine a black light on the wall, you'll see it. Yes. YOU. WILL. SEE. IT!!!!
When was your last mental exam, Bill?

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