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by choadwarrior
I just want to let you all know I've come down with a cough so I will be self-isolating...
I'm sure this is probably just a cold, so I don't want anyone referring to me using the C-Word...
I also don't want any rumors starting that I have Coronavirus.

by evil_d
Hello? Do I know you?
I'm Shirley Jones. We went to kindergarten together?
Oh my god, Shirley? We used to race each other to the swingset as soon as recess started? This is incredible! What have you been up to?
Oh, not too bad, you know! Married my high school sweetheart and now we run a B&B in Niagara Falls!
That's wonderful! Wow, what a trip! But what brings you here today?
Well, I just wanted to let you know about the crucial steps we've taken to ensure the safety of our customers and employees during the COVID-19 pandemic....

I suppose I should point out that you don't have to see all the rolls of toilet paper in a COSTCO customer's cart to know they don't get enough fiber in their diet.
by choadwarrior, 3-14-20

by evil_d
Shouldn't you guys stop selling Corona here? Because of the virus that's in it?
Corona the beer has nothing to do with the coronavirus known as COVID-19. The similarity in names is just a coincidence.
Oh, cool. So I can keep drinking Corona and I won't get sick?
I didn't say that.

by choadwarrior
So I'm sitting there on my tuffet and you won't believe what happened next!
A spider sat down beside me!
Oh my god! What were you doing on the tuffet?
Eating my curds.
No whey!

by choadwarrior
NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed today in a fiery helicopter crash.
More like Hella-Flopter.
Sorry. Clippers fan.

by choadwarrior
Why did you put up the Halloween decorations?
I put up the Martin Luther King Day decorations.
You put a skeleton on the door.
Martin Luther King didn't look like a skeleton!
He does now.

by choadwarrior
Rampart, we have a 50 year-old male complaining of chest pains. BP is 180/100, pulse is 120, Respiration is normal.
10-4, 51, Start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.
Rampart, I have a possible rabies victim. Patient is frothing at the mouth, weak, and hallucinating.
10-4, 51, Start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.
Doctor, Roy and Johnny are calling in a decapitated body that has been incinerated beyond recognition.
Have them start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.

by choadwarrior
Now that all the presents are delivered, what are you going to do for Christmas, Santa?
Same thing everyone else does...
Go over to a relative's house...
And **** a cousin on a pile of coats.

by choadwarrior
What time is it? I need to scoot.
You mean you need to scratch your butt across the carpet like a dog?
No, I need to leave.
I do.

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