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| I appreciate you meeting me in the parking lot like this. It really means a lot that I can count on you. | |
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| It means the world to me that you would ask to meet me in the parking lot like this. | |
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| I've found a new job. This is my two weeks notice. I'm using my remaining PTO time as the two weeks. I won't be returning to the office. I'd like you to gather my belongings and burn them. | |
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| Let's just calm down. This is all happening very suddenly. Why don't we just go inside and discuss this further. | |
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| I'm sorry Jim. I won't be entering that building ever again. It's been a pleasure working with you. | |
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| I'm sorry to hear that Jim. Best of luck in your future endeavors. | |
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| Where would you like to go for your birthday lunch? You want eggplant parmigna? Eggplant parmigna sandwich? Chicken Vesuvio? What can I get for you. | |
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| I was thinking we could pick up a turkey and go cook it like a couple of men making a Thanksgiving dinner in August. Tom the birthday turkey. We can make him together and then we can eat him together | |
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| That's really what you want to do, huh? You want to spend your 8th birthday making a Thanksgiving dinner with your old man? | |
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| More than anything in this world. | |
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| Go put your nice pants on. We're going grocery shopping. | |
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| I was at the fair this weekend and I saw a pasta stand called The Pasta Palace. Why would anyone get pasta from a shack at the fair? | |
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| To be fair, it is a pasta shack. I'm sure they know a thing or two about pasta. | |
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| Why would you get pasta at the fair though? Are you prepared to carry around a styrofoam container of pasta all day? You think you can handle a large platter of pasta on a hot Summer day? | |
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| I would never get pasta from a pasta shack, but I'm not a big pasta head either. | |
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| How about we go grab a couple of big plates of fettucini at the fair? | |
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| I thought you would never ask! | |
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| When was the last time you had a Red Baron pizza? | |
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| A frozen one or from the actual restaurant? | |
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| Is there an actual Red Baron pizza restaurant that is associated with the frozen pizza brand? | |
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| I don't think so. It's not like how a Pizza Hut frozen pizza is from Pizza Hut. | |
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| There are frozen Pizza Hut brand frozen pizzas? | |
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| Dad, I've been going through your computer. We need to talk. | |
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| Your journal says that my leg injuries aren't real. Your journal says I can walk. | |
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| You can't believe everything you read son. | |
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| My journal says you don't make it through the night! Should I believe that or is it as weak as your Everybody Loves Raymond fan fiction? | |
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| Tell you what, I'll go grab some Pizza Hut and we can we can try to punch those fan fics up together. Just like old times. | |
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| How is everything going with the new restaurant? | |
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| It's been awful. The restaurant is a chicken shack where the servers are supposed to be rude to make you feel like you're eating with family. | |
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| Oh wow. I really hate places like that. | |
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| It's supposed to be interactive, but I guess not everyone realized it was performance theater. Dr. Dre was rather insulted by the bus boy inparticular who called him a Willy Wonka knock off. | |
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| Oh no! Not that Dr. Dre. The other Dr. Dre. | |
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| Give it to me straight doc. What's wrong with me? | |
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| Well, I'm a chef, but judging by that taste of blood you offered me I'd say your blood pressure is too high. Maybe lay off the fatty meats. | |
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| Which lunch meats would you most recmmend I stay away from? | |
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| Oh, my son! You need to avoid the capocollo, the salami, the prosciutto, the coppa, the mortadella, the soppressata! | |
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| What else did my tests reveal? | |
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| Your urine test revealed you need to drink more water. It tasted terrible. | |
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| I'm not even sure where I am right now. Last thing I remember is heading over to a random dive bar I found while driving home from my grandmother's condo. DAMNIT! | |
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| WHO THE HELL AM I? What am I even doing here? | |
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| Dad, are you finished yet? You asked me to pull over so you could ****. That was 15 minutes ago. You fell for awhile and it seemed like you may be having a seizure, but I let you work through it. | |
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| I appreciate that son. You let me keep my dignity. You're a good boy. | |
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| In the Book of Jayden, chapter 3, it says that in Hell, the demons make you do something called "flog" with your fellow tormented souls. | |
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| "Flog"? Well that sounds right up my alley. I guess I can safely continue in my wicked ways, then. | |
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| "Flog"? I think your pastor was dyslexic. Here we make you play golf. | |
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| So here's the thing. We could play golf or we could blow off some fireworks or maybe color some coloring books? I brought some Uno cards with me. | |
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| I'm dying. I invited you out golfing so I'd have a reason for us to get together so I could tell you that I'm dying. | |
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| You're dying? What do you mean you're dying? You didn't need to invite me onto the golf course for a golf game. | |
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| What is actually wrong with you? Is it cancer or something? | |
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| It's nothing serious. Just old age. How about we blow off some fireworks or maybe color some coloring books? I brought some Uno cards with me. | |
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