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by crabby
8-04-19
Dad, I've been going through your computer. We need to talk.
Yeah...
Your journal says that my leg injuries aren't real. Your journal says I can walk.
You can't believe everything you read son.
My journal says you don't make it through the night! Should I believe that or is it as weak as your Everybody Loves Raymond fan fiction?
Tell you what, I'll go grab some Pizza Hut and we can we can try to punch those fan fics up together. Just like old times.

by crabby
8-04-19
How is everything going with the new restaurant?
It's been awful. The restaurant is a chicken shack where the servers are supposed to be rude to make you feel like you're eating with family.
Oh wow. I really hate places like that.
It's supposed to be interactive, but I guess not everyone realized it was performance theater. Dr. Dre was rather insulted by the bus boy inparticular who called him a Willy Wonka knock off.
Dr. Dre!
Oh no! Not that Dr. Dre. The other Dr. Dre.

by crabby
8-04-19
Give it to me straight doc. What's wrong with me?
Well, I'm a chef, but judging by that taste of blood you offered me I'd say your blood pressure is too high. Maybe lay off the fatty meats.
Which lunch meats would you most recmmend I stay away from?
Oh, my son! You need to avoid the capocollo, the salami, the prosciutto, the coppa, the mortadella, the soppressata!
What else did my tests reveal?
Your urine test revealed you need to drink more water. It tasted terrible.

by crabby
8-04-19
I'm not even sure where I am right now. Last thing I remember is heading over to a random dive bar I found while driving home from my grandmother's condo. DAMNIT!
WHO THE HELL AM I? What am I even doing here?
Dad, are you finished yet? You asked me to pull over so you could ****. That was 15 minutes ago. You fell for awhile and it seemed like you may be having a seizure, but I let you work through it.
I appreciate that son. You let me keep my dignity. You're a good boy.

by evil_d
8-03-19
In the Book of Jayden, chapter 3, it says that in Hell, the demons make you do something called "flog" with your fellow tormented souls.
"Flog"? Well that sounds right up my alley. I guess I can safely continue in my wicked ways, then.
But eventually:
"Flog"? I think your pastor was dyslexic. Here we make you play golf.
OH GOD, WHY??????

by crabby
7-31-19
So here's the thing. We could play golf or we could blow off some fireworks or maybe color some coloring books? I brought some Uno cards with me.
I'm dying. I invited you out golfing so I'd have a reason for us to get together so I could tell you that I'm dying.
You're dying? What do you mean you're dying? You didn't need to invite me onto the golf course for a golf game.
Well, I'm dying.
What is actually wrong with you? Is it cancer or something?
It's nothing serious. Just old age. How about we blow off some fireworks or maybe color some coloring books? I brought some Uno cards with me.

by crabby
7-31-19
Dude, that's the ****ing Pro Shop. I'm going to go in there and ask for a job. What the **** bro?
Bro! Fuck! Do it. I dare you.
Gimme a ****ing job at the Pro Shop!
No.
Duddddde! he said no!
WTF? LOL!

by crabby
7-31-19
Hey RCLG! I got into a bit of a fender bender a couple weeks back and it made me think of you. I'm thinking about donating my car to Kars 4 Kids and was just curious about your experience with them.
You've been asking me this for 12 years. I never got the vacation voucher. I wasn't able to use the tax write off. I just got caught up in the catchy jingle.
So you wouldn't recommend them as a service?
Would you recommen them RCLG? I need to know. Would you suggest I donate my car to them? Do they still exist as an organization? Thanks for your help RCL. Look forward to hearing from you.

A lot of you nerds need a hug.
by crabby, 7-29-19

by crabby
7-17-19
Hi! I'm Larry. I'm the new Quality Control Specialist. I'm just really excited to be here!
Nice to meet you Larry.
So my kids would tell me, "DADDY! Why do you have to work so much?" I just told them that when you do what you love then you aren't working.
Pretty good, Larry.
I've got a 45 minute drive home. I need to boot scoot on out of here on the dot at 3pm.
End of day is 3:30 Larry.

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