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  TrueAbomination  

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50 of the 51 states assume that I am sane. I am ILL. I feel nothing other than a tickle in my pantiloons when I think of jello... or tripe. One day I aspire to take the world....from behind.
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by TrueAbomination
2-09-01
Lewk enters the club...
HAH BAYBY! I SAW YEW CHECKIN ME OUT FROM OVER THAR! WANNA BAH ME A DRANK?
No this hooker did NOT just hit on me. I might be a bit inebriated but.. HELLO? This chick has less teeth than a 50 year old comb and more ink than a full year playboy subscrition.
Can't be beer goggles.. he's having whiskey...
Well? You going to buy me a drinky drink or NOT, sugar pants? A girl gets thirsty after doing the worm so many times in one night. Besides.. I think someone intentionally kicked me while I was down.
Ma'am? I can't tellya where and where not *hiccup* you can stand. But, please. Don't talk to me.
That's going to hurt in the morning...
So why the change of heart all of a sudden? What topic would you best like to discuss? I am a Rhodes Scholar, a Gormet Chef AND a world renowned masseuse.
Wow. *hiccccccup* Something is different somehow.Did this girl change her shirt while I wasn't looking?
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