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by choadwarrior
5-18-13
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
Jack Reacher.
JACK REACHER!
Jack Reacher.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
What do you call the guy next to you at a circle jerk?

by choadwarrior
5-18-13
Looks like I'm the only one left. What am I going to do?
No infrastructure. No food, no water. No job...well, that's cool. No more responsibilities. And what will I do without my wife? My wife...is gone? MY WIFE!!!
I'm gonna get LAID!

by choadwarrior
5-18-13
How was your ride?
Fighting headwinds for the last 40 miles sucked.
I know how you feel. I hate running against the wind.
Yeah, Bob Seger is pretty awful.

by choadwarrior
5-02-13
Hey, boss...your, uh, fly is down.
It's Sfaff Appreciation Week!
Carry on.

by choadwarrior
4-30-13
Deputy David March, LA Sheriff's Dept
The deputy’s mother, said, “I know my son’s heart and I believe in his heart he would forgive this man for what he has done."
End of Watch April 29, 2002
Mom, if I'm ever gunned down and left to bleed to death on the street...
Killer sentenced to life in prison, 2007
Please know that the last thing I'd do is forgive the ******* who did it.
I know, honey.

by choadwarrior
4-27-13
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
July.
JULY!
July.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
What do white supremacists call he Holocaust?

by choadwarrior
4-22-13
So I read that Dzokhar Tsarnaev used to smoke a lot of weed.
But then he stopped like a year ago.
Which proves that potsmokers never hurt anyone.

by choadwarrior
4-22-13
Sad news tonight...singer Chrissy Amphlett lost her struggle with breast cancer at age 53.
Amphlett was the lead singer of the 80's band Divinyls, whose biggest hit was the song, "I Touch Myself."
So let that be a lesson to you, ladies...once a month above the equator whether you need to or not.

by choadwarrior
4-19-13
People say that the church must reform. That it must allow priests to marry, admit women into our orders, and end the secrecy. But they are wrong!
We can not allow our traditions to change. The priesthood must endure so that we may preserve this special place that we have created for our congregations.
Who here among us can say that me, or any other priest for that matter, has reached out and touched you here in your special place?

by choadwarrior
4-15-13
My tortillas are falling apart.
Just eat it faster.
I don't think anyone who has ever put wet ingredients in a soft tortilla has ever tried to eat it four minutes later.
Speaking of sloppy tacos, how's your mom?

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