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by mandingo
5-19-13
my life is an open book
where's Chapter 4?
there is no Chapter 4
but it says in the table of contents: "Chapter 4: The Priest seems Nice" but the whole chapter is torn out and burned
how could you possibly tell it was burned
Chapter 5's called "Burning Chapter 4"

by mandingo
3-22-13
wedding's off
but i'm having your stepson!
yeah but what's that phrase where you felt one way but now you feel another?
"change of heart?"
"sobered up"

by mandingo
3-12-13
dad, why were you such a **** in the old testament?
that was a weird time for me. the band had just split up and your mother and i were barely talking. plus i was your age which means i'd just entered pon farr
what's pon...
RAAAAARR!!!! FIGHT ME, KIRK!!!!

by mandingo
3-02-13
what'd they get you guys for?
stole a car
assault
bne
sometimes i fart in the tub and the bubble runs up my back and pops on my neck!
allegedly.

by mandingo
2-14-13
♫ Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose! And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows! ♫
LIKE A LIGHTBULB!
♫ All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names! They never let poor Rudolph, join in any reindeer games!♫
LIKE A LIGHTBULB!
♫ Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"♫
TOO LATE FAT MAN!

Mar 3- we decided to make a go of it. opened a little bistro. there's even talk of marriage. i asked if we should start a family. s/he said "Soon." i replied "The One with the Free Porn." all is well.
by mandingo, 2-10-13

Dec 25
by mandingo, 2-10-13

Nov 27- The One Where the Stripper Cries. and with that, i'd run out. sensing my hesitation, he attempted to follow me again, but i would not turn. we've been locked in a staring contest for 6 hours.
by mandingo, 2-10-13

Nov 26- i've turned the tables. started following him around. couldn't really think of anything ominous to say so i just started naming Friends episodes. The One with the Yeti, The One with Joey's Bag
by mandingo, 2-10-13

by mandingo
1-29-13
ha! i played a joke on you - i ****d and killed your mother!
ha! i played a joke on you - i put your mother in a my mother mask, so you really ****d and killed your own mother!
ha! i played a joke on YOU! i put your wife in a my mother mask so i really ****d and killed your beautiful wife!

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