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What's your favorite Christmas song, mommy?
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus".
Do you know all the words?
Of course! ♫ Oh, what a laugh it would have been, if daddy had only seen, mommy kissing Santa Claus last night! ♫
So the little boy's dad was a cuck?
Well, he-- OH MY GOD!!!

Are you tryin' to serve me broccoli again, Barbara?
Now George, pipe down and your veggies.
Listen here woman, read my lips....
And what exactly does "gurrgle gurrgle ack" mean?

Who lives in a casket, under the ground?
Stephen Hillenburg!
by four_legged_tripod, 11-30-18

You shaved off the beard?
Yep. It's the end of "No Shave November".
You don't usually wear any facial hair. Any issues with it?
My wife couldn't stand it. She told me that as long as I had it, I wouldn't get any sex.
That's rough.
Yeah. But at least I now know the origins of "No Nut November".

by HCRoyall
Greetings, Earthling! I have come from the pla-
Get me the **** outta here before the Russians make it worse, dude! I don't care how many anal probes you have to do!
What is a "Russian?"
They're these awful people who suppress free speech, oppose democracy, and sabotage governments who speak against them! And that's when they aren't being violent!
So this destruction was caused by these Russians?!
What? Naw, man, this is just Detroit.

Victory shall be mine!
Not again!
Let me just grab this... Ouch! Paper cut!
Shut up Harold! I want a de-forest!

Okay, before I prescribe you the Truvada, I want to go over the side effects.
It can cause kidney failure, severe liver problems, headaches, abdominal pain, bone thinning, lactic acidosis leading to death...
And weight loss...
Sign me up.

by choadwarrior
My hotel in San Diego is next to a taco shop called, "Roberto's." Have you heard of it?
You should go--it's way better than any Mexican place in the Bay Area.
So, it's pretty good?

by choadwarrior
Even though the fires are 200 miles away, the smoke is pretty bad.
It's not so bad.
My eyes are red and my throat is all scratchy.
This is nothing.
It's nothing?
I lived in LA in the Seventies.

Professor, your discovery is amazing!
It will change the way people think about ancient Egypt, that's for sure!
Running water and indoor plumbing was way ahead of their time.
I know. And to think, they even had sinks where the water could be turned on and shut off.
What do you plan to call your new findings professor?
The Pharaoh Faucet.

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