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My girl had this huge open mouthed yawn so I stuck my finger in her mouth and said, "I've totally been inside of you right here at McDonald'."
So your dentist has totally been inside of you.
Well, I mean given check ups and dental work, I guess so.
No, I mean that time he gave you anesthetics, put you under, and ****d you.

by smamurai
2-16-19
Down right up left
Ybxaaaaah
Finally managed to unlock the sideways setting on this vibrator

by kaufman
2-13-19
This episode was scheduled to air on November 24, 1963.
Arf! Arf Arf. Rrrrruff!
What's that, Lassie?
Arf Arf Arf. Rarararrr!
Timmy stole a rifle from my gun cabinet and hooked the trigger to a timer?
For some reason, CBS never broadcast it, and destroyed the tapes
Ruff rufff! RRRRRarrrf!
And went to Texas and left it on a grassy knoll, ready to go off midday Friday? I'm going to have to have a talk with that boy.

Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!
Who's gonna do a good job for daddy? You will. Yes you will.
I can here you talking to the dog clear out in the hallway.
I wasn't talking to the dog. I was getting my ***** ready for sex night.

by TheGovernor
2-13-19
I dated a girl once but we just didn't click
We did try following the plan and building a life together but she kept putting up walls
In the end I realised it was time to lego

by TheGovernor
2-13-19
I tried dating apps for a while but it never worked out
Why not?
I kept getting Catfished
That's awful
Perhaps I shouldn't have put down on my profile that I liked making love on steam trawlers

by kaufman
2-10-19
Huh?
Wait a minute!
You're not wearing a bunny suit. Does that mean that you don't need to wear one to keep the aliens from making you want to kill yourself?
And you're not wearing a clown suit. I was going to ask you the same thing. I think we've been had.
Hey, do you think we ought to tell the blindfolded family over there that there's really nothing to worry about?
Naaaaaaah.

Why are there marshmallows everywhere?
I’m going through a strange period
by smamurai, 2-10-19

by choadwarrior
2-05-19
So you're saying this machine will let us visit infinite universes with infinite realities?
Yeah, including one where George Lucas never re-edits the original Star Wars trilogy.
Let's go there!
But we could end up in the one where his original edit with Luke moping around Tatooine with Biggs for a half hour was released.
I'm glad we stayed in the universe where we sit around and get baked.
Sure makes it easier to live in the only universe where Donald Trump is president.

I want to put these drug cartels out of business.
Have you thought of putting your name on them?
by choadwarrior, 2-05-19

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