people Vaelen is following

AmyKareena, archangelwoghd, boorite, cerridwen, Crimson_King27, crowbloodborn, darkamanswoman, fuzzyman, gazingdarkness, Jauk, Nicolae_Knight, panderboi, Vukodlac, Xeneri


latest comics from people Vaelen is following

by fuzzyman
6-14-13
I don't always use lube when I impale fleshlings, but when I do I choose Pennzoil.
I don't always generate gravitons, but when I do I choose rotor turbines.
Ha Ha!
We don't always sucky sucky, but when we do, we chose.... Um...... Errrr....
Don't look at me, I got nothing.

by boorite
1-10-12
OOH BABY I LOVE YOUR WHEY, EVERY DAY
WANNA TELL YOU I LOVE YOUR WHEY, EVERY DAY
WANNA SMEAR IT ON MY TOUPEE

by fuzzyman
7-06-10
So, Tobr, I understand that you want to join the Priesthood.
YES! TOBOR WISHES TO LIVE A LIFE OF HUMBLE PIETY!
I see. Well, before you enrol in divinity school, let me be frank. If you aren't a virgin, you can't be a priest. And you must take an oath of celibacy.
OH. IN THAT CASE, NEVER MIND. TOBOR HEARD THERE WOULD BE MUCH CORNHOLING.
Just kidding. Meet me in the confessional in tenminutes.
I'LL BRING THE CHIPS, YOU BRING THE ALTAR BOYS.

by fuzzyman
9-14-09
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
That's not the reason I hate you. I hate you because you smell like baloney that's been out in the sun too long.
Well, technically, any time out in the sun is too long for baloney.
Did I tell you that I also hate you because you're a worthless pedant?
Speaking of which, did you notice that Fuzzyman is back?
Don't change the subject, smelly baloney girl.

by fuzzyman
11-23-07
THIS JOB THING IS NOT WORKING OUT, GABE!
Maybe you're just not a people person. There are lots of jobs you can do at home. Or you can start a business of your own!
LIKE WHAT?
I don't know. Check the Internet. I don't care as long as you come up with the rent!
Later...
THANK YOU FOR CALLING 1-900 TOBOR. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW, FOR ONLY $3.99 PER MINUTE...

by boorite
9-07-07
What the...?
Weeee ssseeeeekssss Asssian ssschoolgirlsss for sssssecksssss
Konichiwa.

by boorite
9-06-07
Eet ees time already to shop the costume of Halloween!
Ay dios mio! Por qué?
Last year I go to party of costume dressed as deranged butt freak who smell of the sewer!
Ay ay ay! And what proceed?
THEY ASK WHERE EES MY COSTUME!
O FORTUNA!

by boorite
8-23-07
God damn it!
Shit!
C'mon, guys, gimme Dad's head back!

I don't care what color of metal your card is, sir. You cannot order the Hooters.
Get a lawyer.
by boorite, 8-20-07

by boorite
8-20-07
Sorry I'm late. Let's get to-- holy ****!
Ow!
Uh, you might want to turn the ha--
Fuck you! I know what I'm doing!
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

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