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by Vampiress_Rael
8-01-04
hted...a...retropeimmik
that could be taken two ways. splain.
either i hate her or she dead. you pick.
hmm, theyll both work.
exactly.
and looking at your appearance, i say thats a definate.

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-01-04
the night before last in a Vampire Bar owned by a certain vampiress....
im bored. can i help someone?
Only if you have a sharp knife and an alibi for me…
i think i could manage both.
If only it were that easy…but police generally don't like it when you do that.
fuck the police. who says they have to know? there are ways of going around them.
killing her is something i must do on my own. jack the ripper style.

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-01-04
Rael disappeared unexpectedly while talking to kuki and pika so pika jumped to conclusions.
*Tucks Rael in* I hope that you finally get lucky in bed.
not yet pika. sorry i disappeared, i was messing around with stripcreator.
kuki is still here, unnoticed for the moment.
<_< Oh... Does this mean that I have to stop imagining you getting lucky?
nope. imagine away pika. ;) i know it makes you happy.
<_< *Knows that Rael enjoyed ignoring Kuki*
oh kuki is still here, sorry i ignored you kuki.

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-09-04
Kuki didnt like Pika insinuating that Rael didn't care...
>.> *throws Ace at Pika*
@_@ *Dodges Ace and watches him fly into a meat grinder*
*watches Ace bounce off* It's not turned on...
The last thing that he turned on was George Michaels in a public rest room. After getting caught by the police that day part of his probation is no turning things on.
That was cold... >.>
truth always is. usually hurts too.

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-09-04
Rael, though previously watching from afar, decides to do the helpful bartender thing and steps in to help...
*turns it on* try that maneuver again guys.
But I don't want to kill Ace! ;_;
He's one of the only people I can pick on! >.>
@_@ *Imagines Rael getting lucky*
>.> ... *ponders the origins of "..."*
*Knows that Kuki is thinking about Rael getting lucky too*

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-09-04
Kuki is caught off guard by how perceptive Pika is...
*knows... knows... stuff...* Grr... >.> Night. <.< *ninja poofs*
*Puts a glass up to Kuki's bed room door and listens*
Fap fap fap... Rael... fap fap fap...
*comes out of the room a few doors down* What are you doing next to VOI's room!? O.O;
@_@ Okay... I think that I've heard enough...

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-09-04
Rael hears strange sounds coming from the door Pika is standing beside...
thats very disturbing. *stays far away from the door*
@_@
but pika i thought you were the one doing the imagining....
I'm the only one that admits to it. It's the ones that keep it a secret that you have to worry about.
ah, tis true pika. it falls to you to show them the true path. you could be their master. <_< >_>
@_@

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-09-04
Upon posting the links in the Playhouse...
XDXDXDXDXD I was waiting till you finished those!
sorry it took so long. i was in a haunted house and it was interfering to the point of distraction.
Hi, Rael. I'm glad to see that I've inspired you.
<.< *points out that he also had a hand in the inspiration*
*Points out that Kuki's other hand is in his pants while thinking of Rael*
*points out that Pika is a known liar, whilst Kuki is a trustworthy person* >.>

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-10-04
Rael has insomnia again...
<_< *Knows that Rael wants nothing to do with his plan to make her sleepy*
<.< *knows Pika plan for Rael is a naughty one*
*also knows of the naughtiness of pika plans* gee pika how would you know unless you share?
@_@ *Is pure and innocent* Kuki, unlike you, I don't think of nor do naughty things.
*is laughing to hard to point out how ridiculous and utterly untrue this statement is*

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-10-04
you seem to inspire me often kuki. pika to of course.
aw... >.> thanks rael. ^.^
<_< *Knows that Kuki inspires Rael to create things that require toilet flushing soon after*
*knows pika is mistaken*
@_o You don't flush after you do that?! EEWWWWWW!!!!
*smacks Pika with Moth* >.>

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-10-04
@_@ *Watches Moth shatter on impact*
O_o *watches Pika get many cuts from the many Moth-shards*
*smacks pika with a brick* be nice young man. you know better.
x_u
>.> *points and laughs at Pika*
<_<*Flushes Kuki down where he belongs*

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-10-04
<.< *thinks Pika's got it backwards, as Pika is the one who should go with all the other toilet-garbage*
*Tucks Kuki into failing at both logic and humor*
*untucks himself, as Pika has failed again* >.>
*tucks you both into making me laugh*
*Tucks himself into making Rael laugh much more than Kuki does* >_>
<.<*tucks Pika into failing again*

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-10-04
*is laughing to much to tuck either of you*
Hilarity ensued.
*Tucks Kuki into copying him and yet still managing to fail*
*tucks pika into kuki jealousy* you know its the truth...
u_u
*laughs at Pika for failing again*

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-10-04
@_@ Why would I be jealous of someone that's inferior to me?
Because you are, so leave it at that. <.<
a question that only you can answer pika, considering you are the jealous one.
*Is so superior to Kuki that Rael is protecting him just try to even things up*
<_< *Is being ganged up on and bullied by Kuki and Rael*
<.< *picks on Pika*

 

by Vampiress_Rael
8-10-04
At this moment Derrate pops in and greets Rael, despite the din Kuki and Pika are making.
Why must evil people like Kuki always pick on pure and innocent people like me? ;_;
Oh Pika, you're so hilarious. <.<
"hey Derrate youve stepped into the middle of a Pika and Kuki battle of wits." she greets him. "seems they are both losing..."
Now you laugh at me as I cry! What kind of a monster are you, Kuki? ;_;
A happy monster! :D
Pika overhears...
O_O Now Rael is insulting me while I'm in my moment of pain... ;_; *Runs out of the bar crying never to return*
*knows Pika will be back* They always come back... <.<

 

by Vampiress_Rael
9-22-04
Hey Rael, I see you're speaking to Toomy again.
Hey Ripper. Yeah I'm over being mad at him.
What was the reasoning behind your anger again?
Oh, i dunno. Might have been that time he dressed up in all those old condoms he'd fished out of the river and gate-crashed my wedding.
Hmm. Yes that would do it, wouldn't it.
But in retrospect, it really was quite funny. Plus chasing him down and wreaking bloody revenge with my bouquet was quite fun as well. Best wedding present i recieved, might as well forgive him.

 

by Vampiress_Rael
9-24-04
In an attempt to conquer the world, Rael hit a few snags...
I've brought those undead you ordered. Unfortunately you didn't give me enough money so the necromancer gave you the not-so-prime stock.
Not-so-prime? Whats wrong with them?
You wanted the specially trained attack zombies that would follow your every command. These have a tendancy to not quite get what you mean. Speak slowly and use small words.
Would you call "Complete and Total World Domination" small words?
Well it may depend on how slowly you say that.
Just how bad is it Ripper?

 

by Vampiress_Rael
9-24-04
Rash decisions, while never good, are something Rael is quite good at...
Whats this grand scheme of yours anyway?
To wreak havoc upon the earth and convert all mortals. And in all eventuality I'll dominate the world of course. It was a spur of the moment decision really.
Thats it? You sure you shouldn't spend just a little more time planning?
Not at all. With these superb creations i'll be unstoppable! Extensive planning is unneeded.
....
..Mooaaannn....

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