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| christ, i'm high as Kilimanjaro and i need to make it past my parents without them noticing. | |
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| a characteristic i still possess low these many years later. | |
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| THANK YOU JESUS! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! | |
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| yeah, i know where she is. i'm Jesus. | |
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| ALL THE GOOMBAS HAVE AIDS! | |
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| knew that too. pretty much know everything. | |
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| NOT SURE WHAT WE DO HERE! | |
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| want to hear how you die? | |
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| it always cracks me up hearing christians make fun of mormons or scientology. i mean, have they read the bible? | |
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| it's like listening to a kid who still believes in Santa make fun of another kid for believing in the tooth fairy | |
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| i'm so glad i had you stuffed, black Steve. | |
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| Kid Thunder! where you been keeping yourself? | |
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| that's a great nickname. were you a boxer? | |
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| do you hear that in the ceiling? | |
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| no, but i hear something behind this door. you check the attic, i'll check in here | |
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| christ god no! PLEASE NO! PLEASE GOD NO!!!! | |
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| huh, so it looks like i've thrown all my golf clubs in the lake except for two irons | |
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| a 4 iron and an 8 iron. but i need a 6 iron. i guess i could use the 4 and try to ease off a bit, but i think i'll use the 8 and really whack the **** out of it | |
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| who'm i kidding, even the gallery knows i'm just going to pile drive the caddy again | |
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| Adam, before I let you in, I just have one question. | |
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| What made you want to form a rap group? | |
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| Do you really think the world was ready for a Jewish punk band? | |
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| you know how we've all fantasized about killing someone? | |
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| no, can't say as i do. i mean, even the idea that such perverse thinking exists in this day and age makes me want to BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS HAMMER | |
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| well, would you look at that. | |
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| dude, i've got some bad news about your mom. we ran into each other at the mall and got to talking. then our hands accidentally touched. next thing you know we're checking into a hotel | |
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| christ! i don't want to hear this! | |
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| dude, relax. i'm doing that old trick where you tell someone the worst possible news so then the real news isn't as bad. the real news is that your mom was rushed to emergency and had a leg amputated | |
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| what?? how's that not worse?? what happened?? | |
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| right, so we check in as Mr. and Mrs. Smith... | |
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| I need you to give me an update on the budget. | |
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| I'll get to that in a minute, but first... Did you know that nearly 100% of my income is raised by working here? | |
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| If you pledge an additional $100 a month, you'll continue to get all the great budget updates you already love, plus many other reports throughout the day. | |
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| Why should I pay you more when I don't have to? | |
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| I'll throw in this coffee cup. | |
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