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by evil_d
Shouldn't you guys stop selling Corona here? Because of the virus that's in it?
Corona the beer has nothing to do with the coronavirus known as COVID-19. The similarity in names is just a coincidence.
Oh, cool. So I can keep drinking Corona and I won't get sick?
I didn't say that.

Nailed it!
by UnknownEric, 3-01-20

by choadwarrior
So I'm sitting there on my tuffet and you won't believe what happened next!
A spider sat down beside me!
Oh my god! What were you doing on the tuffet?
Eating my curds.
No whey!

by choadwarrior
NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed today in a fiery helicopter crash.
More like Hella-Flopter.
Sorry. Clippers fan.

by choadwarrior
Why did you put up the Halloween decorations?
I put up the Martin Luther King Day decorations.
You put a skeleton on the door.
Martin Luther King didn't look like a skeleton!
He does now.

by kaufman
Dinosaurs will walk the earth.
Barbarians will overrun the Roman Empire.
What are you doing? This is supposed to be predictions for the upcoming decade.
Sorry, man, I guess I just don't have 20- 20 vision.

by choadwarrior
Rampart, we have a 50 year-old male complaining of chest pains. BP is 180/100, pulse is 120, Respiration is normal.
10-4, 51, Start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.
Rampart, I have a possible rabies victim. Patient is frothing at the mouth, weak, and hallucinating.
10-4, 51, Start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.
Doctor, Roy and Johnny are calling in a decapitated body that has been incinerated beyond recognition.
Have them start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.

by choadwarrior
Now that all the presents are delivered, what are you going to do for Christmas, Santa?
Same thing everyone else does...
Go over to a relative's house...
And **** a cousin on a pile of coats.

by choadwarrior
What time is it? I need to scoot.
You mean you need to scratch your butt across the carpet like a dog?
No, I need to leave.
I do.

by choadwarrior
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
The Mandalorian.
The Mandalorian.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
Who is the cokehead who built Doc and Marty's time machine?

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