Hey Ben, know how you always wondered what would happen if you didn't do something you were supposed to do but didn't but didn't know the consequences?
*sigh* yeah.
Well, you remember your near death experience right? I was the one who-
-caused a near death experience but didn't so now the past me is in some deep shit, but death will be mistaken and take Jian instead, so no near death experience, it's fine idiot.
w-ww-Wait, how the hell'd you know that?
I sold my sold myself a jersey and and red hat now he's wearing it, told 'em if he kept it on all day I'd give 'em 100 bucks.
