Wiz  

Lucky, I cant watch man, it's too painful!

What's painful? The part where you pushed the man off the boat or the part when the shark came up up and ate 'em? I think number 2.

Wait so, people aren't oohing and ahhing?

nope, they're planning ways to kill you because not only did you kill a person, you killed a life guard..the only one on the beach too.

Oh.

Im gonna leave before they start charging at you with pitch forks....might wanna start runnin' now.