Mr. Charisma by Xen_Mike5-31-04 Is she legal, tender and fine? The doctor said pumpkins made great heads, and he was right! Omigod! She caught me! Time to lay the charisma down. IT'S MORPHIN' TIME! Dear LiveJournal: Today I lost my virginity. Score! TIME FOR MAHNSEKHS!
Hooky's Adventure by Xen_Mike5-31-04 FIGHT! Your tye dye is outrageous, and so is your wavy hair! I'm Hooky the pirate, and fight me if you dare! Hey man, don't make me practice free love at you. FINISH HIM! My cutlass is so deadly, and my hook is very sharp! I'll cut you into pieces, and feed you to my carp! Here man, have some Skittles. Taste the rainbow. WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS! The colours are so vibrant, and the wind tastes like fruit! How do you think I'd look in a pink leisure suit? Wait, those WERE Skittles...what the hell?
He's Not Really Krang by Xen_Mike5-31-04 By jove, that good fellow has fallen into this garbage recepticle! FOOL! By disturbing me, you have invoked the wrath of a god. A GOD! Ever so sorry there, old chap. Could I treat you to a pint? Oh, I'd love a pint. A PINT OF YOUR BLOOD! Do you know who you speak to? I am Krang, from Dimension X! Oh, I'll just bugger off, then. Cheers! Now I'm lonely AND thirsty.
