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by file13
3-05-05

by file13
2-19-05
I'll be seeing you, George.
I don't think so. Just get out. Condi wants to paint and fumagate your cubicle.
Fine. Be that way. I'll just pick up my things and go.
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way-
OUCH!
I suppose you want a Purple Heart for that, or are you going to hold out for a Nobel Prize?

by gwms
1-30-05
You're looking beautiful, I wish...

by file13
11-24-04
BOO!
BOO!
BOO!
BOO!
Okay, I've got nothing.
Boo?
Boo?

by file13
11-24-04
Yeah, you've seen this one before. A bunch of white teenagers heading off to the local haunted house to drink, get high, and have sex. But you know what?
Um... excuse me? Weren't there some teenagers I was supposed to scare tonight?
(Hold it a minute, pal.) That's not happening here. Compared to chickens, teenagers are difficult to train.
Also, they're horribly expensive when you buy them by the pound. Ever tried to buy boneless teenager breast at the butchers?
Can someone call my agent and get me out of this picture, please?

by file13
11-23-04
AND NOW, A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...
Hello. I'm a chicken. Let me first thank everyone for selecting turkey as the poultry of choice to eat on Thanksgiving.
You might want to consider turkey for all your poultry needs in the future, resorting to chicken meat only when the chickens are old, weak, infirmed...
In fact, why eat chicken at all? I myself have been bathing in a salmonella-infested pond for weeks. Ponder that when you think "free range" automatically means "healthy."

by file13
11-23-04
"... and that's the CBS Evening News. Well, Grandma, gut my gopher. I guess the last person watching me *did* turn the lights off."

by file13
11-23-04
This is totally beneath me. There's no freaking way I'm going to do this **** again.
I studied at Juliard, for ****'s sake! I'm Mork from Ork! I've raised millions for the homeless!
I've got scripts up to my ass, and my agent tells me to do Doubtfire again? Damn that son of a *****!
But still, it's just a paycheck, right? And it's not like I have to shave my back hair or listen to those ****s at Disney again.
"Okay, Robin... just walk up to the bars and smile. Harvey will do the rest."
What could they possibly come up with that the original didn't settle completely?
Oy, you sure got a pretty mouth, Bubbie.

by maddog00
10-12-04
What the hell kind of name is Bender anyway?
Bite my shiny metal ass. Its better than walking around and being known as Fry. You're a walking McDonald's ad.
Hey, I think we should stop with the name calling. Truce?
Why not. Anyway, I've got someone better to pick on.
Now, Zoidberg. Now that's a name to make fun of.
Oooh.

by maddog00
9-01-04
So I saids, 'Wrecked 'em? I damn nearly killed 'em!'

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