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latest comics from people ZMannZilla is following

by choadwarrior
How has your first week been?
I really like everyone, but I’ve noticed one thing.
What’s that?
Nobody swears.
We don’t do that here.
I’d better watch my ****ing mouth.

I hear the knob is some kind of door *****?
No, necessarily...
Then, necessarily, what is it?
I'll answer your question with a question: aren't women's nipples also called knobs?
So, what your are saying is if I were to suck on your knob, I would technically be sucking on your tit, and NOT giving you a *******, right?
There's only one way to find out, sports fan!

by atomiclunch
Happy birthday, 'Lunch! Jeez, what now? AARP chasing you again?
Thanks, Rags. No, I gave them the slip. Now I have something worse! Look!
Uh, hi.
Can I interest you in my many fine alternatives to "adulting"?
It's like a siren's song!
I know, right? AARP should hook up with HIS copywriter!

Bitch, you bettah listen up...
How should I open doors? With my mouth?

Hmmm... That's a knob, and knob is slang for a man's *****.
So, based on that, a door knob is really the door's *****.
That would mean every time I open a door by twisting its knob, I am unwiitingly giving said door a handjob!

by choadwarrior
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
Where should you go after an ORGY?

This isn't good...
The homeowners' association is fining you $500 for not landscaping your backyard!
But, I have a good excuse.
I don't think having no arms is going to work this time!
That's not it... Trump's cracking down at the border, so Home Depot® has no Mexicans!

by choadwarrior
Are you a coffee drinker?
I'm a coffee snob. I weigh my beans, use a burr grinder for consistency and have a temperature-controlled kettle for my pourovers.
I love coffee too. I stop at Starbucks every morning.
I see. Well, do you know where I can get a great cup of coffee around here?
There's a Keurig in the break room.
I don't think we're going to get along.

by atomiclunch
Ethan, be a dear and get everyone to dinner.
Sure, mom!
Dinnertime, dad!
Okay, let my half-brother know.
Dinnertime, Uncle Ben!
I am NOT eating with y'all until you stop calling me Lefty!

Why yes, there ARE air nuts.
Still gonna cost 20 bucks.
by atomiclunch, 7-07-18

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