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latest comics from people ZMannZilla is following

"Dear neighbor... If, you intend on walking around your house naked, please close your front door."
"Your giving my houseplant nightmares! Signed, your neighbor across the street."
WTF??

Meanwhile, back at the dealership...
*tickle*
Lighter!
I can't tickle it any lighter.
LIGHTER!!
This whole thing is STUPID!
If, you want me to throw a set of floormats, YOU'LL TICKLE THE AIR DICK LIGHTER!!!

by atomiclunch
1-17-18
*kzzzt* okay, this has to sound official or we're gonna be in trouble, got it? Yeah, I got this.
*Ahem* Mission control to Commander Chen. You may have noticed that we've been investigating a *snrk* "anomaly* in the artificial gravity for the past few hours. How's everything now?
*snicker* Er, Commander Chen? Is everything okay?
Oh, dandy. I just decoupled the restroom module. It should be landing on you guys in a few minutes. YOU clean it up!

Okay, Super Dick... It's up to us to save the city!
Ha, ha... You said, "up"!
I think this is hardly the time for jokes!
Ha, ha... You said, "hard"!
Alright... What am I missing?

Are we alone?
Yes.
Are you SURE we're alone?
Absolutely!
Wanna watch me jack off?
AGAIN???

According to Wikipedia, Martin Luther King gave his "I have a dream" speech on August 28, 1963 in Washington D.C..
Thank you... Is there anything else?
On August 29th, while visiting the White House, he accidently walked in on a naked Marilyn Monroe giving JFK a *******.
Really?
Yes, and the very next day, he gave one of his lesser-known speeches, "I have a wet dream."

Hey, Phillip... Check out a new swear word I invented.
"Nigger****".
What do you think?
I think it's pretty **********ted that RCLG is still stuck on 107 followers!

I'm almost done cleaning up the crapper!
You know, the toilet was named after a guy named "John Crapper".
I know... Hence, the phrase "I need to use the john to take a crap."
SHIT!
No, I meant to say "crap".
I know... I just remembered I left my ipod in my step-sister's ****!

by evil_d
1-14-18
Julius Caesar
Fuck!
Abraham Lincoln
Mother ****er!
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Son of a dolphin ****!

by Injokester
1-13-18
No madam, **** used to be the correct term, it only became vulgar because of Grope**** Lane, a humourous street in London's red-light district.
It was the association with prostitutes that made it vulgar. Vagina on the other hand is Latin for "sword-sheath".
Mr President, you still haven't explained why you've been ****ting in them.
The PR people only said I can't **** on women anymore.
Fucking suitwits, I hear you.

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