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latest comics from people ZMannZilla is following 
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| christ, i'm high as Kilimanjaro and i need to make it past my parents without them noticing. | |
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| a characteristic i still possess low these many years later. | |
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| It's been a long time, dad. It's great to see you again. | |
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| Listen, Jess, I gotta talk to you about your new husband. Sumthin' ain't right. | |
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| Is it that he records heavy metal songs with lyrics that are pro-homosexual marriage and sodomy? | |
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| No, no. I'm fine with that. | |
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| It's because he doesn't drink or smoke grass, isn't it? | |
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| That ****'s UNAMERICAN, I TELL YOU! | |
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| Up next: "Vampire Diaries" followed by "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" at 7 and then exclusive sneak previews of "Chernobyl Diaries." | |
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| Then at 9 it's "Bridgette Jones Diary" followed by "Diary of the Dead" and "Diary of a Mad Black Woman." | |
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| I think they've run out of movies to put the word "diary" in. | |
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| Coming up tomorrow: "Chronicles of Rid****" followed by "The Spiderwick Chronicles", "The Chronicles of Narnia", then a special sneak preview of the movie "Chronicle!" | |
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| So then the patient says, "If that's your thermometer, where is my pencil?" | |
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| Why are you not laughing? | |
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| Never inject botox-flavored coffee into your crotch. | |
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This is another random comic layout joke.
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I usually do these when I want to make comics, but can't think of an original thing to say.
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You get what you pay for, folks.
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| The only reason I married you was because Joseph threw me out! | |
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| Why don't you make miracles for me anymore? | |
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| Are you finger painting with my blood again? | |
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You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west.
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The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now.
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| QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS | |
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I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants.
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| I try to make at least one comic per day on the "stripcreator.com" comic-making website. | |
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| Oh? And have you made one today? | |
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| I certainly have. In fact, you're in it right now! | |
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| Wait a minute...is this one of those ****ty "breaking the fourth wall" comics"? | |
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| Bryce, where the hell have you BEEN? It's been forever since you've done a comic! | |
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| Really? We're going to set this thing up with a mediocre line like that? Ok, whatever. So I've been off recording songs for movies, buying a second place to live... | |
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| and ****ing my trophy wife. Not to mention doing creative art for a t-shirt business, hob knobbing with the local celebrities, and being an all around rock god. Any other questions? | |
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| Yeah, how much acid did you take to dream up THAT bull****? | |
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| A lot, man. Right now I can't even feel my *******. | |
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