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latest comics from people ZMannZilla is following

Well..?
Do you serve hot donkey cum lattes here or not??

YOU CAN'T LOCK ME UP!
I'M SATAN, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!
"Ha, ha... I get it."
Get what?

by brycekain
4-22-18
Look, YOU hired me to kill a hooker, duct tap her vajay-jay, and throw her in the landfill! I'm a METHOD ACTOR and I have to get into my roles!
Dude, when we hired you to do this movie I said that you would be in some scenes killing time by throwing away my old VHS tapes of T.J. Hooker. You really ARE ****ty at this job!
So I lured that guy Ron over to your house and killed the ******* when he said he was ****ing your wife. Hey, wait, you said you'd have a camera crew outside the house! Where the hell is everyone??
And CUT! Thank you, Mr. Blake. I gotta go take a drive now.

Pinky tries his hand at standup at the local laundromate...
...and then I asked the cleaners if they really washed my clothes because they still smell like ASS!
Get it? Ass? Because, I'm a DONKEY?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*crickets*
Thank you... I'll be here until my load dries!

What the...? I was so concentrated on drying this dish I've wandered into the bad part of town.
Hopefully, I can sneak out before some homeless ruffian sees me.
"Hey, sweet tits... Lose that ****ing plate and come give me a *******!"
Oh, my god... Do you really think my tits are sweet?

Two months into home ownership and I'm already three months behind on my mortgage!
And, the only reason I bought this hovel was to impress my girlfriend, who left me for a retarded, transgendered Pakistani!
Hopefully, the bank will give me that loan modification or me blowing the manager, teller, night custodian and that guy at the drive-up window will be for not!

by atomiclunch
4-22-18
"Great! Is it spatch****ed, like I wanted?"
Gladys! The chicken you ordered is here!
Oh! Almost forgot! UUUNNNGGH! NNUUUNNNGHH! *spatch!*
"Yum! Go fire up the grill!"
Freshly!

Typical millenial:
Water.
I SAID, WATER!!
"The watercooler is self-service, Brandy. You have to pour your own water yourself."
FUCK THAT!! I QUIT!!!

by atomiclunch
4-20-18
"C'mon Bessie! Let's have a couple of quarts, okay?"
Look, I'm not sure I need a superhero for this job. Let alone a filipino. We're in Nebraska fer cornssakes.
Trust me sir, Mindanao Mike is the hero you NEED for this! You won't be disappointed!
*PAP! PIP! PAP!" OW! *BIFF* *SMACK!*
So, uh, what did you say the secret to his powers was?
You know how popeye had his spinach? Shit! MIKE! GET OVER HERE! YOU FORGOT YOUR...
Balut, please.
You should know that's not Bessie, that's Butch. Normally he likes being "milked". You have cold hands or somethin' there son?

Are you getting the true essence of the Air Cock?
I should be... I'm drawing it with invisible ink.
Oh.
What?

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