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I'm here with the infamous, big-titted skank, Jamalia to ger her side of the story...
Is it true that Adam's tongue swelled up after eating your *****?
Yes... But, not for the reason he claims.
What's your side of the story?
He stuck hi tongue in a little too deep and triggered the mousetrap I had up in there to keep out the rodents!

Tell me, Floating Goat... Will-
Phreaky sleep with you tonight?
Yeah. How did you know I'd be asking you that?
Because, every other character on this website's been asking me the same question!
Everyone?
Everyone except Adam... He asked me if it was safe to eat Jamalia's ***** and I jokingly said yes! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Today, I wanted to bring my dog in for Show & Tell, but we had to take him to the animal emergency room last night...
"What happened, Johhny?"
He wandered out into the street and a car hit him right in the *******!
"Rectum, Johnny."
Wrecked him? It nearly killed him!

WHERE'S THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH, ADAM???
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lenny... What's got you so upset?
HE'S BEEN LICKING MY GIRLFRIEND'S PUSSY AGAIN!!
So, that explains his swollen tongue.
WHAT MAKE YOU THINK LICKING HER PUSSY WOULD CAUSE ADAM'S TONGUE TO SWELL???
How do you think I got this twelve-foot ****?

I think this will make a great office for out business, yes, Adam?
Yeth.
Is your tongue swollen again?
Yeth.
You've been licking Jamalia's skanky ***** again, haven't you?
Yeth.

by choadwarrior
11-05-19
Feeling better today?
A bit...
I had a little plop-plop, fizz-fizz this morning.
Then I took some Alka-Seltzer.

by atomiclunch
11-05-19
C'mon Rags, I got us 2 tickets to the Old Yeller reboot at the Bijou! Let's take ya out and blow the stink off ya!
Yay!
Ha! I saw that! You were gonna do that thing 'Lunch does when he's excited, or upset, or frustrated, or happy or...
Was not! Let's go!
Later...
Now Rags, why you gotta be like that? Remaking it as a RomCom was a great idea and Robert Pattinson as a sparkly Yeller was really inspired casting.

Oh, God...
I risked non-hodgekins lymphoma by spraying a ****load of Roundup on that area behind Maura to kill the crab grass...
Here...it...COMES!
Yet, there's still crab grass!
*OOMPH*
I thought you were allergic to walnuts, Maura.

Meanwhile, back at Planet RCLG-Must-Be-Running-Out-Of-Ideas WTF...
Do you sell chicken fingers here?
No, but we do sell chicken nuggets.
There's no such thing as chicken nuggets!
There's not such thing as chicken fingers!
Chicken lips?
Is this come kind of YOLK??

My parents are coming over, Mini-Clango, so I won't need you to push up my glorious breasts today.
Okay.
You can put your arms down.
Thank you... I feel like an IDIOT standing here like this!

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