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by kaufman
2-08-13
Before we conclude our interview with Richard III, our American audience would like to know: Tell us how proud you are of RG3.
Of R G what?
You know, the football player. Robert Griffin III. Your descendant.
Huh? He's not related to me. Why would you think that? Do we look similar or something?
Well, you do have the same last name ...
Ay ay ay!

by kaufman
2-08-13
We're here talking to the remains of England's King Richard III. Your Majesty, people have been wondering. Can you finally tell us what happened to your nephews?
Of course I can. They're dead!
Aha, so you admit to taking them away to the Tower and having them executed?
Why, no. Nothing of the sort.
I don't understand what you mean. Didn't you admit to your involvement?
Look, Sherlock, I have no idea what happened to them, but after 500 years, I'm pretty sure they're toast.

by kaufman
2-08-13
A hearse, a hearse, my kingdom for a hearse!
Oh, come now. Old wounds are healed. The Royal Family would provide transport of your remains just about anywhere. Why won't you go to Windsor Castle?
Are you kidding? Lying there forever while the guy in the next crypt over goes on singing I'm Henry VIII I Am over and over and over again? ****eth that.
And he snores too. I'd rather spend eternity lying underneath It's A Small World at Disneyland!
*gulp*

by kaufman
2-07-13
Our top story today: DNA testing has confirmed that the human remains found under a parking lot in Leicester, England are those of King Richard III.
On the scene is Channel 3's Mike Downey, who has an exclusive interview with the late king. Mike?
You Majesty, I understand you are going to be reinterred right here in Leicester, rather than in London or your beloved York. Can you tell us why?
A hearse, a hearse, my kingdom for a hearse!

by kaufman
2-06-13
What's that you're reading?
It's a book with pictures of various divas being crushed by large animals. See, here's Celine Dion under an elephant and this is Cher being smothered by a hippopotomus.
Is that Madonna under that ostrich?
Yeah, and it looks like she's enjoying it.
This is great! I've got to get this book. What's it called?
On Beyonce Zebra

by kaufman
1-07-13
Look over there. There's a zombie with no eyes.
I'm not surprised. The way their faces decompose, it's pretty easy for various parts to fall out.
Yeah, but look at him. He's reading a book!
Hmmmmmm....
Must be written in Brainne.

by kaufman
12-07-12
Hello.
Hello, is this Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits?
Yes it is. How may I help you?
You know that song you guys did, "I'm Henry VIII I am" about a woman who serially marries men named Henry?
Of course. One of my favourites.
Well, I was just thinking that with the growing acceptance of gay marriage, isn't it time for a follow-up, "I'm Elizabeth I, I am?"

by umfumdisi
11-28-12
Brains?
No.
Later.

by umfumdisi
11-27-12
Come on...tell me.
No.
Please?
It's supposed to remain a mystery.
Because you work in "mysterious ways," right?
Yes. Plus, I can't remember which came first.

by umfumdisi
11-27-12
It is warm...
And it doesn't smell too bad...
And that hooker did tell me to "eat **** and die"...

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