Zenman

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Cat Poop Part One

by Zenman
1-08-01

Cats are allergic to cheese.


	My Neighbor has at least 40 cats living in his yard.

Cheese has been known to constipate dogs.


	They make a great deal of noise at night with their playing and mating rituals.


	I'm sure they do, but where do they poop? Forty cats is a lot of cat poop.

Only humans should be allowed acess to cheese.


	I think that they all poop in our front yards. This is why we never open the front windows or play out front.


	Be glad he's not a buffalo fancier.