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by nsusaint
6-29-05
I gotta find Michael Jackson.
I'm sure it can't be that hard, just go to hollywood and go in the opposite direction of the kids running.
i'm here to see Mr. Jackson.
I'm sorry my son, but Mr. Jackson was aqquited on all charges and will not be visiting us today in jail.
I've got an idea
And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but..

by Mister_Owens
5-04-05
YES YES YES!!!! Only 3 weeks left of this wretched year!
Mr. Owens, you know you're going to miss us.
Miss you? Miss you how?
I mean you'll be sorry when we're gone. You know, you're gonna miss us and be sad.
The only way I'll miss you is with a shotgun, and that's what will make me sad.
you're such a kidder.

by Mocha_Monk
2-21-05
Well this is the weird I was expecting. Where to now Kimo Sabe?
I. . .****. I don't know.
Well, let's ummm. . . try the West End first. I need to head that way anyway.
Wait. . .how the hell do you have an agenda here?
Don't you worry about that my man. I sense beer in that direction, and it always knows the answer.
I've never argued with that line of thinking before. . .why start now?

by Mocha_Monk
2-21-05
So this is England? Looks a lot like home.
Is it just me, or did it feel like we were on that damn plane for MONTHS?
Somewhere between that old broad fallin asleep on me and the guy at Louis Armstrong patting my crotch. yeah.
The only crotch patting I got was in the security check. I barely held the "concealed weapon" joke in check.
As long as you're hiding a pea shooter and not a 9mm we're good.
Would we really have had to fly to England if I was packing a nine?

by Mister_Owens
1-24-05
You know what Chris, you're a cool person. I like you.
As well you should.
blah blah blah
Go away now.
I hate you
And.... cut. Wrap the scene!

by Mister_Owens
1-11-05
I'm not trying to be funny
You know, life sucks?
How so?
Well, for starters, you're expected to lower your expectations for students so that they can "pass".
And?
Like there's not enough **** on our plate as it is... not we have to make kids feel good for achieving near-mediocrity?
That's education for you.

by Mister_Owens
1-04-05
I can either take Taxi Co. A, which charges a $5 flat rate plus .50 per mile, or Taxi Co. B, which charges a $3 flat rate and $1 per mile.
Ok.
If I'm traveling 20 miles, which taxi company should I use?
You should take your own car and just pay for the gas.
Once again, we have Jr. High logic! Here's your award!
This would have never been possible without the large power lines that hang over my front yard; for that, I'm eternally grateful.

by Mister_Owens
1-04-05
So, if I rent out 4 cars at $35 each, but my business expenses are $160 a day, what is my profit for the day?
-$20
Excellent. And can you tell me what that answer means?
That we can eat tonight and that mommy lost her job.
This has been a presentation of real answers to real questions. Take a bow.
I'd like to thank the academy.

by Mister_Owens
1-04-05
We now take you inside Mister_Owens's, um, mind.
I just had the greatest idea!
What's that?
Let's go spend the weekend in a forest with no supplies except a large amount of alcohol.
And do what exactly?
I dunno. Commune with nature and ****?
****, it's better than most options.

by Mister_Owens
1-04-05
Reason #1
Because you're not me.
Reason #2
Because you're you.
Reason #3
Because otherwise the gummi bear king threatened to eat my pancreas.

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